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We hired a new inspector, another guy inspector and I take the newbs to lunch to welcome them and get to know them.
we were chatting munching on chips and hot sauce waiting for our food and he said want to hear a funny story? we ll yeah we said.
so he told us how when he was 10 he was lying on the floor of his folks home watching TV with his baby sitter. she was barefoot sitting in a papasan chair (you know the ones that were popular in the 70s like a bowl with a cushion.)
any way he told us he was looking at her feet and her painted nails and his pecker got hard, so he did what any pre pubescent boy would do, pulled out his pickle and started touching her feet with it, he said evidently she thought he was just tickling her so she played along for a while..........until she looked over the side and saw him with his wee crank in high gear and not a finger "tickling" her.
she beat the snot out of him, he showed us a scar on his head where she hit him with a hardback book.
then he finished the story and told us that is why he loves feet so much.
my buddy and i stared at him, expressionless.
what the hell do you say to that? I was dumbfounded.
we just met this dude yesterday. we ate our meal in silence, dropped him off at the office with a nod, drove off to our inspection.
at a red light we looked at each other and started laughing so hard we were crying!
oh well, we know he is a perv so he will fit right in with our group.
we were chatting munching on chips and hot sauce waiting for our food and he said want to hear a funny story? we ll yeah we said.
so he told us how when he was 10 he was lying on the floor of his folks home watching TV with his baby sitter. she was barefoot sitting in a papasan chair (you know the ones that were popular in the 70s like a bowl with a cushion.)
any way he told us he was looking at her feet and her painted nails and his pecker got hard, so he did what any pre pubescent boy would do, pulled out his pickle and started touching her feet with it, he said evidently she thought he was just tickling her so she played along for a while..........until she looked over the side and saw him with his wee crank in high gear and not a finger "tickling" her.
she beat the snot out of him, he showed us a scar on his head where she hit him with a hardback book.
then he finished the story and told us that is why he loves feet so much.
my buddy and i stared at him, expressionless.
what the hell do you say to that? I was dumbfounded.
we just met this dude yesterday. we ate our meal in silence, dropped him off at the office with a nod, drove off to our inspection.
at a red light we looked at each other and started laughing so hard we were crying!
oh well, we know he is a perv so he will fit right in with our group.
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