My Dog

[Dzone]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy S#!t, my dog is a Democrat!

[dirtwarrior]

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Make him get a job

[Skeletor]

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He's got it made man!! Lol

[Yohimbe]

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LOL!!! I'm looking at my dog right now as I type this. I think he know what I'm thinking too because he just put his head in my lap like, "I'm sorry dad."

[J F T]

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Mine has a job he loves...

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[guns01]

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Mine has a job he loves...

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now that's a good working dog

[jipped genes]

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFT that is a great looking dog. miss my black lab gus. he had the wettest mouth ever and would bring back a bird so slimy you had to grab it with a towel or your gloves with be soaks and slick but he was a good boy none the less.

[J F T]

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFT that is a great looking dog. miss my black lab gus. he had the wettest mouth ever and would bring back a bird so slimy you had to grab it with a towel or your gloves with be soaks and slick but he was a good boy none the less.

It is what we sign up for as pet owners....my 3rd lab...love them all dearly. Each has their own special personalities, quirks and great memories. My last boy Murphy was a hunting machine...had to put him down at 11 with cancer...he pheasant hunted full tilt a week prior. When overheated, he would find a muddy tractor rut and lay in it so only his eyes and nostrils were above water...gotta find a pic.

They all live lives which are too short...in the coming weeks we will be loosing our 8 year old Bernese who has bladder cancer....[emoji24]

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[whitetail]

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Mine has a job he loves...

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Awesome bro, I grew up training bird dogs...german shorthairs, English pointers, and labs..might get a lab in the near future for their shed hunting skills.

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[BigDawg]

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my son used to fuck with my beagle. we'd be sitting in the living room and she'd be curled up in her bed and he'd say "look at you Molly, you're a leech on the welfare system, you don't have a job, we feed you, house you, take care of all your needs and you just sit around all day doing nothing, why don't you get your shit together and go out and get a job? you are part of the reason for the recession."
she'd look at him then look up at me and be like really dad? you're gonna let him talk about me that way?

[jipped genes]

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my son used to fuck with my beagle. we'd be sitting in the living room and she'd be curled up in her bed and he'd say "look at you Molly, you're a leech on the welfare system, you don't have a job, we feed you, house you, take care of all your needs and you just sit around all day doing nothing, why don't you get your shit together and go out and get a job? you are part of the reason for the recession."
she'd look at him then look up at me and be like really dad? you're gonna let him talk about me that way?

they are but they do serve a valuable purpose. my dog would wake me up if someone broke in the house in the middle of the night. he would not bark or growl but run to grab his squeaky toy to see if the new friend would play with him. I will take it