my wife was getting out of the shower...

[jipped genes]

I had been in the kitchen washing dishes. my hands were really cold from being wet. i walked into our bathroom. the mirror was all fogged up and she had her shower speaker going. she was leaning forward wrapping her head with the towel.

I leaned forward put my cold hands on her sides and screamed "give me all your money!!!" in her ear.

she pitched her head back dropped the towel and smashed my face with her head.

my nose bled for 20 minutes. she called me an asshole and i did not get lucky last night

it was worth it. woke up in the middle of the night, thought about it and started quietly laughing.

nose...........sore but unbroken. off to sparring. nose WILL bleed for sure and make me look tough.

[guage]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

simple pleasures bro.. I would of done the same thing... lol

[BABY1]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

Always have to have a little fun

[MOUNTAIN-MAN]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

Sounds like good times

[6p6]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

Oh man!!!


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[BigDawg]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

I had been in the kitchen washing dishes. my hands were really cold from being wet. i walked into our bathroom. the mirror was all fogged up and she had her shower speaker going. she was leaning forward wrapping her head with the towel.

I leaned forward put my cold hands on her sides and screamed "give me all your money!!!" in her ear.

she pitched her head back dropped the towel and smashed my face with her head.

my nose bled for 20 minutes. she called me an asshole and i did not get lucky last night

it was worth it. woke up in the middle of the night, thought about it and started quietly laughing.

nose...........sore but unbroken. off to sparring. nose WILL bleed for sure and make me look tough.

Lmao, love it. Women have no damn sense of humor



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[jipped genes]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

Lmao, love it. Women have no damn sense of humor



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so true, if she did it to me it would be hilarious! my wife can dish it out but cannot take it. she threw a cup of colod water out of the fridge on me when i was in the shower. made me squeal a bit like a goat that got stepped on by a cow. (i used to work on a far and this is the closest thing I could think of)

she thought it was hilarious. but when i put my cold hands on her and she popped my beak, i deserved it. HAHA i love my wife.

[BigDawg]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

Lol I hear ya. Same at my house


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[animal87]

Re: my wife was getting out of the shower...

lol