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My coworker is a former Marine, a true badass and a little "touched in the head" but good as gold.
we were having a meeting in my bosses office. he was being all grumpy and whiny. I do not know what was going through my buddy's head but he stepped behind our boss as if to look at the computer monitor from which boss man was reading stats.
Pulled his junk out, put it in the crook of my bosses arm as he typed and talked.
my boss looked at it, opened his mouth and leaned away from it in horror like it was a poisonous animal. My coworker stood there and leaned forward to keep it on him. we were all silent as a church mouse watching in shock and amusement. boss man could not get away from it. reached over with his free hand and pushed the beans and frank off with the backs of his fingers and kind of flicked it as if to ward it off so it would not come back.
my co worker put his stuff up, the only sound was the rest of us suppressing laughter.
The former marine simply stated "you were saying?" with his arms crossed on his chest
we busted out laughing hysterically, my boss stood up staring at my coworkers crotch with his mouth open in shock. without a word he reached across his desk, 2 pumps of handsanitizer and started wiping down the "effected areas"
boss sat back down and started laughing his ass off.
funniest thing i may have ever seen. we have a strange dynamic in our group. not much off limits.
we were having a meeting in my bosses office. he was being all grumpy and whiny. I do not know what was going through my buddy's head but he stepped behind our boss as if to look at the computer monitor from which boss man was reading stats.
Pulled his junk out, put it in the crook of my bosses arm as he typed and talked.
my boss looked at it, opened his mouth and leaned away from it in horror like it was a poisonous animal. My coworker stood there and leaned forward to keep it on him. we were all silent as a church mouse watching in shock and amusement. boss man could not get away from it. reached over with his free hand and pushed the beans and frank off with the backs of his fingers and kind of flicked it as if to ward it off so it would not come back.
my co worker put his stuff up, the only sound was the rest of us suppressing laughter.
The former marine simply stated "you were saying?" with his arms crossed on his chest
we busted out laughing hysterically, my boss stood up staring at my coworkers crotch with his mouth open in shock. without a word he reached across his desk, 2 pumps of handsanitizer and started wiping down the "effected areas"
boss sat back down and started laughing his ass off.
funniest thing i may have ever seen. we have a strange dynamic in our group. not much off limits.
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