Hands registered as deadly weapons

[FUZO]

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well my pecker is registered with the porno police

[Yohimbe]

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My hands aren't registered, but I do have a permit for these guns .... (Points to biceps) haha

[Body_Builder]

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I always assumed it was true because you can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon if you have been trained, right?

Some states can charge you with assault with a deadly weapon but it doesn't matter if you are trained or not. Trained people have the same right to defend themselves as people that aren't trained. For example, here is some information on California law from some attorneys website:

"hands, feet, and other body parts do not qualify as deadly weapons under California ADW law. However, if you use your body to inflict "great bodily injury" on another, you can still trigger an ADW charge. This is because California Penal Code 245(a)(1) penalizes those who assault another with deadly weapons, instruments other than firearms, and any means of force likely to produce great bodily injury.

[Body_Builder]

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Just had some girl tell me her sisters MMA wannabe boyfriend had to register his hands with the police department as "deadly weapons". I told her that the guy is lying because there is NO SUCH THING AS REGISTERING YOUR HANDS AS DEADLY WEAPONS...geezo...

lol, that's absurd.

[jipped genes]

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"hands, feet, and other body parts do not qualify as deadly weapons under California ADW law. However, if you use your body to inflict "great bodily injury" on another, you can still trigger an ADW charge. This is because California Penal Code 245(a)(1) penalizes those who assault another with deadly weapons, instruments other than firearms, and any means of force likely to produce great bodily injury.

so if one was to put a guy down and cave in an attacker's face with a knee it could be ADW?

i doubt many prosecutors would even try a case like that unless the victim neutralized the threat and continued to attack

[Body_Builder]

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so if one was to put a guy down and cave in an attacker's face with a knee it could be ADW?

i doubt many prosecutors would even try a case like that unless the victim neutralized the threat and continued to attack

I think it's geared more towards if you are the attacker and cave someones face in with your knee you might get an ADW charge.

[Guest]

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You should have said WOW I had to do the same with my dick today!

You SCUMBAG!!!!! I was just about to say that.You BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!! Damn SFG,I guess sick minds think alike!

[Guest]

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Now being in MMA all of my life,I have also heard this rumor but can tell you that it is completely false.At least,there is no state ive been in where its true.As for getting into trouble if you get into a fight and someone gets seriously hurt,that is true.If you get into a fight with someone and you end up really hurting the guy and he pursues it.and they find out you are highly trained in any martial arts,you could get into serious trouble,possibly even jail time depending on what state law is.

[daved150]

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Now being in MMA all of my life,I have also heard this rumor but can tell you that it is completely false.At least,there is no state ive been in where its true.As for getting into trouble if you get into a fight and someone gets seriously hurt,that is true.If you get into a fight with someone and you end up really hurting the guy and he pursues it.and they find out you are highly trained in any martial arts,you could get into serious trouble,possibly even jail time depending on what state law is.

now i HAVE actually heard of that. i read a local newpaper story about a bar fight and one of the guys was a pretty bad ass fighter....fuked that dude up!! the judge smacked the shyt out of him, far worse than just assult charges! hit him with everything he had at his disposal and told him that, with his training, he should have known better....

[badcompany487]

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You should have said WOW I had to do the same with my dick today!

mine is registered with the fda as an addictive drug

[daved150]

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mine is registered with the fda as an addictive drug

riiiight.....thats why you have to go door to door introducing yourself when you move to a new neighborhood!! suuuure