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    Just had some girl tell me her sisters MMA wannabe boyfriend had to register his hands with the police department as "deadly weapons". I told her that the guy is lying because there is NO SUCH THING AS REGISTERING YOUR HANDS AS DEADLY WEAPONS...geezo...

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    I used to hear that, around here, to be true.
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    • #3
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      I THOUGHT WHEN U BECAME A CERTAIN RANK IN MARTIAL ARTS (KARATE) THAT WAS TRUE..IM CURIOUS TO KNOW..IMMA HAVE TO GOOGLE IT

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      • #4
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        Google it yamaha. It is totally FALSE. This myth has been around for about 100 years. There are online places where you can pay to get a certificate, but it is just a scam.
        It is a way for insecure dudes to intimidate people. "I would kick your ass, but I am not allowed to because my hands are registered with the pollice department" LOL

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Dzone View Post
          Google it yamaha. It is totally FALSE. This myth has been around for about 100 years. There are online places where you can pay to get a certificate, but it is just a scam.
          It is a way for insecure dudes to intimidate people. "I would kick your ass, but I am not allowed to because my hands are registered with the pollice department" LOL
          I always assumed it was true because you can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon if you have been trained, right?
          "He woke up because I kept punching him in the face." --Thiago Alves

          "I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her."- Drama (Entourage)

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          • #6
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            LOL

            Can you really register "your hand" as a deadly weapon? - Yahoo! Answers

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            • #7
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              I remember Jason Miller saying that he got into it with his sister and got arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon because of his training background
              "He woke up because I kept punching him in the face." --Thiago Alves

              "I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her."- Drama (Entourage)

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              • #8
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                NOW THATS FUNNY!
                ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                • #9
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                  "Before you go any further, I am required by law to tell you that my hands are registered with the police department as deadly weapons!"

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                  • #10
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                    i'm a rebel...i didnt regester mine!!! but i got a permit for my feet
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                      Originally posted by Dzone View Post
                      Just had some girl tell me her sisters MMA wannabe boyfriend had to register his hands with the police department as "deadly weapons". I told her that the guy is lying because there is NO SUCH THING AS REGISTERING YOUR HANDS AS DEADLY WEAPONS...geezo...
                      You should have said WOW I had to do the same with my dick today!

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                        Originally posted by daved150 View Post
                        i'm a rebel...i didnt regester mine!!! but i got a permit for my feet

                        lmfao!

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                          retarded...

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                          • #14
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                            Ringside Boxing has found a way for suckers & guys with too much money to give them $34.95. (+S&H) for a certificate with their name on it saying their hands are deadly weapons......

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                              HAHA! i hate when douchebags say that. a prosecutor can argue that you are trained in an assault case just like they can argue an individual was bigger and stronger

                              but no such thing as registering a body part as a deadly weapon except my man parts LOL
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