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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb
What's the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you're 12 before it coomes on your face.
Why did God give men penises?
So they'd have one way to shut a woman up.
What's another name for a vagina?
The box a penis comes in
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
You can unscrew a lightbulb
What's the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you're 12 before it coomes on your face.
Why did God give men penises?
So they'd have one way to shut a woman up.
What's another name for a vagina?
The box a penis comes in
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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