Cantonese Menu...

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TweetCantonese Menu...
SUC MI PAGODA
****onese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969


That's "Two ate one - Sixty-nine, Sixty-nine"
PORKING IN THE REAR


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A LA CARTE
$2.69 each

CUM DROP SOUP
Fresh Every 2.7 Days

PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra

HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided

SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special

YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted

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LUNCHEON SPECIALS

1. SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
Different and Delicious

2. WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
Chinese Meatballs

3. SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce

4. CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More

5. SUC MI PORK..............$9.69 Chef's Special

FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
Specialty Of The House

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DINNER COMBINATIONS

1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
For Those Dining Alone

2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
Sloppy Seconds - No Charge

3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast

4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
You Get What You Pay For

6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
Not Available After 10PM

7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy

8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated

9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
For Those In A Hurry

10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
Not Available On School Nights

[kite]

Tweetlol I want some suck din swallow but I didn't see it on the menu. Can I special order?

[mtnmedic]

Tweet...and I was kinda havin' a hankering for a lil .10 Wai Tu Yung. guess I'll have to wait till saturday.

[guido]

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