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SUC MI PAGODA
****onese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
That's "Two ate one - Sixty-nine, Sixty-nine"
PORKING IN THE REAR
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A LA CARTE
$2.69 each
CUM DROP SOUP
Fresh Every 2.7 Days
PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra
HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided
SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special
YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted
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LUNCHEON SPECIALS
1. SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
Different and Delicious
2. WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
Chinese Meatballs
3. SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce
4. CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More
5. SUC MI PORK..............$9.69 Chef's Special
FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
Specialty Of The House
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DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
For Those Dining Alone
2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
Sloppy Seconds - No Charge
3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast
4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
You Get What You Pay For
6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
Not Available After 10PM
7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
For Those In A Hurry
10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
Not Available On School Nights