At least that is what my wife called me.

She works from home. I hid under her desk after she got home from pilates on her lunch break and I was home for mine. She pulled out her chair and was bent over logging in her PC and I grabbed her legs and growled.

she made a chimp like sound "ooh OOH ooh OOH!"did a little dance like she was stomping ants and pee'd herself. I could not breathe I was laughing so hard. she slammed the chair back in smushing my head but it was worth it.

I am a bastard but she loves me anyway.