I am a bastard

[jipped genes]

At least that is what my wife called me.

She works from home. I hid under her desk after she got home from pilates on her lunch break and I was home for mine. She pulled out her chair and was bent over logging in her PC and I grabbed her legs and growled.

she made a chimp like sound "ooh OOH ooh OOH!"did a little dance like she was stomping ants and pee'd herself. I could not breathe I was laughing so hard. she slammed the chair back in smushing my head but it was worth it.

I am a bastard but she loves me anyway.

[BABY1]

Re: I am a bastard

very humble to admit that,lmao. Thats great, couples that play stay together

[guns01]

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i doubt you will be getting laid for a minute man. that is hilarious though and the pay back is probably going to be nasty for real

[airagee23]

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Haha lmao that's awesome man


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[Dzone]

Re: I am a bastard

LOL...She should have smashed a lamp over your head

[Yohimbe]

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LOL!! That is exactly something I would do. My fiance knows me so well now it's hard to catch her off guard. But, I still get a good one in every once in a while when she isn't paying attention.

[mtnmedic]

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Lmao ! man I'd be on guard for whenever that moment comes. Ya gotta' go to sleep sometime ! haha !

i doubt you will be getting laid for a minute man. that is hilarious though and the pay back is probably going to be nasty for real