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    1. 01-25-2012, 01:39 PM #1
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      AFTER HEARING THIS NEW GUY AT WORK TRYIN HIT ON THE BOSSES SECRETARY WITH THIS LINE I HAD TO POST IT. WE THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING BUT HE WAS 100% SERIOUS...AND TO MAKE IT WORSE FOR HIMSELF 5 PEOPLE OVER HEARD IT.

      "HEY ARE YOU AN ALIEN BECAUSE YOU ABDUCTED MY HEART"

      LOL...I GOT EMBARRASSED FOR HIM..ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING AS BAD AS THIS? POST THEM UP
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    2. 01-25-2012, 01:40 PM #2
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      AND HE'S A 48 YR OLD MAN
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      that's retarded, I've never used a line in mylife
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      wow...what a shame...you know some broad fell for that shyt at some point, or he wouldnt have had the nuts to try that tired shyt!!
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      while looking at the woman's tag on her shirt say "i knew it...made in heaven."
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      Quote Originally Posted by yamaha147 View Post
      AFTER HEARING THIS NEW GUY AT WORK TRYIN HIT ON THE BOSSES SECRETARY WITH THIS LINE I HAD TO POST IT. WE THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING BUT HE WAS 100% SERIOUS...AND TO MAKE IT WORSE FOR HIMSELF 5 PEOPLE OVER HEARD IT.

      "HEY ARE YOU AN ALIEN BECAUSE YOU ABDUCTED MY HEART"

      LOL...I GOT EMBARRASSED FOR HIM..ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING AS BAD AS THIS? POST THEM UP
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      HAHA! that is awesome. you know back when i was single i would use these stupid lines to make girls laugh. as long as you didnt look serious they would usually let me stay with them.

      just to break the ice in a humorous way
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      Im embarrassed just reading about it.
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      Quote Originally Posted by jipped genes View Post
      HAHA! that is awesome. you know back when i was single i would use these stupid lines to make girls laugh. as long as you didnt look serious they would usually let me stay with them.

      just to break the ice in a humorous way

      yeah man... gettin em to laugh is the way to go!
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      Hahaha..ya thats true. No doubt. Attitude is more important than words
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      Quote Originally Posted by Blackfoot View Post
      yeah man... gettin em to laugh is the way to go!
      for sure. i am not a good looking guy but more often than not i was with a gal while my buddies dated their hands (i assume)

      stupid 1 liners saved my sex life
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