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    CORNY ONE LINE COME ONS

    AFTER HEARING THIS NEW GUY AT WORK TRYIN HIT ON THE BOSSES SECRETARY WITH THIS LINE I HAD TO POST IT. WE THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING BUT HE WAS 100% SERIOUS...AND TO MAKE IT WORSE FOR HIMSELF 5 PEOPLE OVER HEARD IT.

    "HEY ARE YOU AN ALIEN BECAUSE YOU ABDUCTED MY HEART"

    LOL...I GOT EMBARRASSED FOR HIM..ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING AS BAD AS THIS? POST THEM UP
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    AND HE'S A 48 YR OLD MAN

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    • #3
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      that's retarded, I've never used a line in mylife

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      • #4
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        wow...what a shame...you know some broad fell for that shyt at some point, or he wouldnt have had the nuts to try that tired shyt!!
        HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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        • #5
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          while looking at the woman's tag on her shirt say "i knew it...made in heaven."

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            Re: CORNY ONE LINE COME ONS

            Originally posted by yamaha147 View Post
            AFTER HEARING THIS NEW GUY AT WORK TRYIN HIT ON THE BOSSES SECRETARY WITH THIS LINE I HAD TO POST IT. WE THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING BUT HE WAS 100% SERIOUS...AND TO MAKE IT WORSE FOR HIMSELF 5 PEOPLE OVER HEARD IT.

            "HEY ARE YOU AN ALIEN BECAUSE YOU ABDUCTED MY HEART"

            LOL...I GOT EMBARRASSED FOR HIM..ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING AS BAD AS THIS? POST THEM UP
            Hahahaha
            LIFT BIG, EAT BIG, GET BIG!

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            • #7
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              HAHA! that is awesome. you know back when i was single i would use these stupid lines to make girls laugh. as long as you didnt look serious they would usually let me stay with them.

              just to break the ice in a humorous way
              "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

              A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

              husband of the year

              moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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              • #8
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                Im embarrassed just reading about it.

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by jipped genes View Post
                  HAHA! that is awesome. you know back when i was single i would use these stupid lines to make girls laugh. as long as you didnt look serious they would usually let me stay with them.

                  just to break the ice in a humorous way

                  yeah man... gettin em to laugh is the way to go!

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                  • #10
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                    Hahaha..ya thats true. No doubt. Attitude is more important than words

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Blackfoot View Post
                      yeah man... gettin em to laugh is the way to go!
                      for sure. i am not a good looking guy but more often than not i was with a gal while my buddies dated their hands (i assume)

                      stupid 1 liners saved my sex life
                      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                      husband of the year

                      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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