TweetWOW.
Tweet>Subject: NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:
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>Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture by Elroy Willis
>
>ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
>leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described
>as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other
people
>were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to
>avoid
>hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was
occurring
>when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a
man
>on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started
screaming
>`He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped
off
>the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old
Georgann
>Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but
she
>wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture
was
>happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the
sky,"
>he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've
been
>on
>the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison
>questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on
his
>way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his
pickup
>truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with
helium,
>which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith,
who's
>been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled
over
>and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back,"
just
>as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it
was
>Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my
wife
>loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why
his
>wife would do such a thing.
>
>
>When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied,
"This
>is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to
>happen."
Tweetno friggin way!!!
TweetI want some of the stuff she was on.
TweetNatural selection at it's best..
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
Tweetonly in A**ansas...it's amazing how cultures can vary from state to state in this country..
TweetOnly in the US!
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
TweetLmao, man I can't beilieve I didn't think of that one.Originally Posted by Got Gear?
TweetAnd I accepted a football scholarship there, thanx God I didnt goOriginally Posted by Campeon Del Mundo
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
TweetNo kidding, and language too. You take one of those artsy fartsy people from Mass and you put them in a conversation with a cajun from New Orleans and they wouldn't understand a word the other was saying. I got lucky, I was born in Cali, raised in Atlanta, my mom is from Cali and my dad was originally from Jersey. I got a very neutral accent and I can usually understand just about everyone, except those cajuns. Nobody knows what the hell they are saying.Originally Posted by Campeon Del Mundo
Tweetthought that was to auburnOriginally Posted by 3Vandoo
Tweetheck they are every where!
If bigger is better then im better than ever !