Tweetme and my wife are now plannin our next vacation and i was reminded of what happened a couple of years ago....me my wife, one of my best friends and her BF went on a cruise....its like 7 am and we just sit down in the plane...we are in philly on our way to san juan....we just get settled in but my wife can't put her carry on under the seat in front of her....there is a plastic peice hanging down....so she puts it under as best she can...puts her feet on top of whats hangin out and goes to sleep....now i hear my friends calmly tellin the woman in front of them that she is taking up their spot for their carry on....the lady did not care....just then the flight attendant walk by and asks me to tell my wife to fix her carry on....i told her the problem and she gets pissy....slammin the over heads tryin to find a spot but can't....as she is doing that she notices my buddys carry on and starts sayin the same to him....this time she is gettin pissy with him...he trys to tell her his problem but she just gets pissed that he is not doing what she says...and kinda snaps and says stop givin me a hard time and looks at both of us....so now i just said lady what would u like us to do....my buddy mumbles "this is bullshit...i just wanna sleep"....so she gets real pist and storms away.... we have no idea....she comes back with a written federal warning and hands it to my buddy....and said basically shut ur mouth....so my buddy does...then we hear the captain come over the loud speaker..."excuse me folks we have a minor setback and we need to go back to the gate"'...we look at each other and said nah...not us....we get to the gate and security comes on the plane....walks over to my buddy and says can u come with me we need to talk....so i stand up ask where he is going cause we are together....she goes u wanna find out....come with me....so they take us off the plane...figured they were gonna scare us....we get out of the gate ramp and she closes the door and walks away...we were like excuse me...whats going on....she says US air does not u on our planes...go buy another ticket from a different airline....just then we look outside and see our plane with our women now pullin away from the gate...i could not believe it....now i'm off the plane so i get pissed as hell...and a philly cop walks over and says whats the problem....we tell him and he was actually cool...he says let me talk to her....goes to walk to the security girl and she gets an attitude with him and says its not his business so don't ask...wow...so now i go to US airs front desk and ask to speak to someone....now the head of security walks out....she was expecting us....she was very nice but said she could not help us....so after a while of tryin to get her ti side with us we said fuck it....we need to get another ticket....so we go to american airlines and buy a ticket....900 bucks each one way...damn i was pissed...so i walk back to head of security and start kissin ass...she takes our tickets and comps them....says go get ur 900 bucks back and we will buy them...ok now we are gettin somewhere....we take care of that....get back in agood mood....and we say lets go get drunk....finally....they were almost in PR att this point....they get there while we are drinkin... tell them we are good and we tell them when we will be landing....just then we here our names announced at the airport....man wtf....so we go to the desk and they say ur plane is late and ur gonna miss ur connecting flight to PR....she goes crazy tryin to find us something....we told her the whole story so she feels bad....she comes up with nothin....she says whats the first island the ship stops at....now this sucks...thats not even for a few days....so we were miserable...by this time everyone around us knew our story....i call my travel agent and she contacts the ship...ship says they leave at 11pm and we have to be on by 9 for customs...so we thought we were screwed...just then a pilot comes out from somewhere...he says he has heard our whole story and he happens to be the pilot for our delayed plane....he goes there is only like 5 people on the small plane....if we hurry boarding...he will fly faster and get us there for our connecting flight...i guess we would only be missing it by 20 minutes so he said no big deal....wow this is great....i called my travel agent told her....so she calls the ship and trys to get them to let us on....as long as we get there before 11....we jump on the plane and he gets us there in time....when we landed he never pulls up to the gate pulls off to the side somewhere lets down the stairs and says that mini van will drive u to your other plane....we called them and they are waiting....now i wanna have sex with the guy....me and my buddy are tryin to throw 100 dollar bills at him...he refuses with a smile and says have fun....so we are runnin....i have the cell in my ear callin me travel agent....she says we are good as long as we get there for 11...the van gets us to the other plane...flight attendents are wavin going hurry hurry...so we get on the plane....get in san juan....so now we gotta get a taxi to the ship....we randomly pulled any airport employee aside and ask him where to get transportation to the ship....he goes "are u the 2 americans that got kicked off the plane"...dude i swear to god i almost shit...he really heard about us...he brings us to a taxi....we get to the ship at 10:45 and were greeted by our women in nice dresses....THE END

Tweetshe must have been...but she usually leaves me alone when i get a certain look in my face