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  • I want to sneeze like this

    A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
    of the plane.

    Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
    and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

    The man went back to his reading.

    A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took out a tissue, gently
    wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently; as before.

    The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering.

    A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again
    she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.

    The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.

    He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times and this
    has resulted in noticeable shuddering spasms. Are you all right?"

    "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied,"I have a rare condition;
    when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

    The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said, "I've
    never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

    The woman looked at him and said," pepper."
    "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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    Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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