Mothers day

[Speedracer59]

What are ya'll getiing for your mom? Im stumped and need ideas.

[Kitten]

I am getting my mom a plant....so she can kill it.

its kind of a tradition of ours.

[pudgy]

get her some moonshine and some chaw.


no really just take her out so she doesnt have to cook and buy her some flowers.

[Speedracer59]

Originally posted by pudgy
get her some moonshine and some chaw.


no really just take her out so she doesnt have to cook and buy her some flowers.

I hate watching her chug shine with a jaw full of Levi Garret, its embarrassing at the dinner table . I was thinking about taking her out for dinner,the flowers would be a good touch..

[CJWolf]

taking her out to dinner, giving her a dozen roses, and a rose bush ... it's a tradition every year ...

[CJWolf]

oh, and a nice card ...

[Tinfish]

I think "quality time" with mom is good. a nice dinner and maybe a movie i think my mom would love. now my wife (being a new mom) is a different story. i need to come up with something good for her.

[Speedracer59]

Originally posted by alittlewhiteboy
i bought my mom a paintball gun last year so she coul dshoot the dear when they eat her garden or the neihbors dog when he piss's or poops all over in our yard. .. . the paintal gun isn't powerful enough for the dear though. .. so my brother and i are getting her a pellet gun

That sound like on of those deals where you buy your wife a bowling ball with your name on it so she can "remember where it came from" and the finger holes are drilled to fit your finger. Have fun with the pellet gun.:p

[Speedracer59]

Originally posted by Tinfish
I think "quality time" with mom is good. a nice dinner and maybe a movie i think my mom would love. now my wife (being a new mom) is a different story. i need to come up with something good for her.

Do like me. For the wife or GF,I give her the same thing every holiday. A pair of flip flops and a dildo . If she dont like the flip flops she can go fuck herself. :p

[CJWolf]

bwahahaha

[Speedracer59]

Originally posted by alittlewhiteboy
lol, kinda, accept i use it once in a long while, when she's outback relaxing at night in the summer, she woudl keep the paintball gun by her side, waiting to shoot sut.ff. . .i would have never guess my mom, the biggest hippy i know to enjoy shooting animals, but she loves it. .. i'm almost scared what gonna happen with ap ellet gun. . hopefully she dones't shoot her eye out. .. or the neighbors dogs.

Sounds like fun. A case of beer and a paintball gun . Gunning down animals. I detect a drinking game. My Satuday is planned Thanks:2gunsfiri

[CJWolf]

it's more fun if it's booze, guns and a truck ...

then it's a drive by shooting and you're loaded ...

i don't want to know how many laws that breaks ...

[Morgan]

Originally posted by Speedracer59
Sounds like fun. A case of beer and a paintball gun . Gunning down animals. I detect a drinking game. My Satuday is planned Thanks:2gunsfiri

Since we don't have four legged animals up here, maybe I could substitute some of the corner crack ******s?

Oh wait, not a good idea, they have real guns and bullets. My bad.

I think my mom would enjoy a nice seafood dinner. And some bungee jumping. J/K about the seafood dinner.

[BouncersBabe]

Originally posted by Friggemall
As for my wife, she told my mom she could stay with us without talking to me first, so she's getting dandelions.

LOL Dandelions!

[njjuicer]

i dotn even know when mothers day is?