Punked! Big time!

[Dzone]

Two girls, Ive known them both for years and have screwed them both.
They live in totally separate cities.
Theyve never met until tonight.
At one of their houses for some kind of thing and somehow discovered they both knew me. SMALL WORLD!!!!
They decide to play a big joke on me and one sends me her picture on the others phone saying Hey Sexy its me!!!
Im all HUH??? WTF??? This isnt mary Its jackie Whats her picture doing on marys phone?
So I call mary-jackie answers plays coy..Im saying why are you answering marys pohone ? She says what are you tlaking about, whos mary??? this isnt Marys phone its my phone!
I call the fucking phone company and tell them I got problems. Tmobile calls Mary to see if theres a routing of the phone issue...Im freaking out...
Suddenly I get a pic on Jackies # of both of them hugging each other...I BOUT SHIT BRICKS man..I said out loud OMG I am sooo fucked!!!!! If that had been on TV, my face would have been hilarious.
I finally call the # and they got me on speaker phone and they are both there laughing there asses off so bad...
Now they have become best buddies and probably comparing sex notes as chicks always do LOL
Oh well, I got my ass punked good by those two tonight. Holy crap. scared the shit outta me but Im still laughing

[Dzone]

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Oh and OMT, both are freaks and kinky as hell so you know they are comparing notes ..Oh well fuggit, I dont care.. they both got boned by me so it was all good lmao

[Yohimbe]

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LOL!!! Man that just shows you how small the world really is.

[thudgens96]

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Yeah for freaks and kinky maybe that will compare notes and you can all play together that's a good night.

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[smalls1]

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^^^ exactly

[Dzone]

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Nuts man. Now they are like best friends and doing some real estate thing together. Oh they got me good. Small world is right ...wow
I dont mean to sound crass by saying I screwed them both. Maybe I should be respectful and say I made love to them both LOL
Thank god there were no hard feelings with either of them

[BigDawg]

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Nuts man. Now they are like best friends and doing some real estate thing together. Oh they got me good. Small world is right ...wow
I dont mean to sound crass by saying I screwed them both. Maybe I should be respectful and say I made love to them both LOL
Thank god there were no hard feelings with either of them

you know you have to bang them together now, errrrrrrr have a 3sum, errrrrrrrr make love to them both at the same time now.

[FUZO]

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Hey at least tyou got to bang a couple chicks its all good brother

[Dzone]

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LOl..when I saw the3 two of them together in that picture I bout had a friggin heart attack LOL

[Trixie]

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Sounds like you can look forward to a very fun date in the near future. 'Be afraid, be VERY afraid' LMAO

[BABY1]

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Should have sent them an updated pic of you in your avi, lol

[IRON-GAME]

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Nice

[Dzone]

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Whats with girls not being able to keep secrets? I dont talk to other guys about sex details , but chicks?
They tell their friends every single little detail including all your texts back and forth and every dirty picture. There are no secrets between girl friends LOL

[Dzone]

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Should have sent them an updated pic of you in your avi, lol

She woulld dig my new avi lol

[BABY1]

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Whats with girls not being able to keep secrets? I dont talk to other guys about sex details , but chicks?
They tell their friends every single little detail including all your texts back and forth and every dirty picture. There are no secrets between girl friends LOL

You think so? I would say men do this way more, a bit of stroking their ego