Yesterday

[BigDawg]

A good friend asked me yesterday theoretically if I would get married again if I were to be divorced. I said not a chance in hell.
Pretty much my inspiration to respond in the negative:
I never knew til I was married there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.
My wife used to ask what I wanted for dinner before telling me I was wrong.
I wasn't aware it was possible to pee too loud.
I don't know how God can have 10 commandments for the whole world and the wife can have 152 for just one house.
My wife probably says I never listen to her or something.


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[BABY1]

Re: Yesterday

Is that a joke?lol

[trekrider215]

Re: Yesterday

Is that a joke?lol

I have a feeling it probably wasn't. Either way, it was still kind of funny.

[Dzone]

Re: Yesterday

Wow, I like being single. No rules and I can put the milk any damn way I want to. Ya, being single sucks-You can do what you want, whenever you want lol

[BABY1]

Re: Yesterday

I always tell Fuzo the last thing I would want is a man, if we got divorced, lol.

I bet you know I have an answer for each negative you posted BD! HA! A smart husband says "Yes Dear" lol. Mine is now an old dog still in training

[Yohimbe]

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I don't think I pee too loud, but I've been told I pee too long lol. My first number one of the day seems like it takes an hour sometimes. Drives my fiance crazy for some reason lol.