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  • you know you are getting old when...

    you pull a muscle putting your wallet in your back pocket. WTF! have done it more times than i could count and this morning felt like someone hit me with a bat in the neck.

    what are your "tells" you are getting up there?
    "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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  • #2
    Re: you know you are getting old when...

    you talk about pooping habits,lol
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    • #3
      Re: you know you are getting old when...

      Snap crackle and pop the noise I make when I move

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      • #4
        Re: you know you are getting old when...

        You know your getting old then you grab a bench at the gym and a young guy says
        I'm using that bench Pops
        That's when I take off my sweet shirt
        The tune changes then

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        • #5
          Re: you know you are getting old when...

          Originally posted by blackpantherusmc
          It takes me twice as long with a struggle to get up off my knees.
          So many jokes could be made lol!

          I know I'm old when I wake up and feel like I pulled muscle while just sleeping.

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          • #6
            Re: you know you are getting old when...

            Makes me feel old when I see the kids I babysat growing up with their kids....Also, yesterday taking my daughter to get her learning permit. [emoji15]


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            “Do you not know? Have you not heard? The Lord is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He will not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom. He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak...”
            Isaiah‬ 40:28-29

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            • #7
              Re: you know you are getting old when...

              Originally posted by Cubsfan815 View Post
              So many jokes could be made lol!

              I know I'm old when I wake up and feel like I pulled muscle while just sleeping.
              I know I keep telling him he does not have to bow

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              • #8
                Re: you know you are getting old when...

                When the hot women in playboy look like babies.
                The Best Thing About TRT Is The Cycle Never Ends.

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                • #9
                  Re: you know you are getting old when...

                  When you get done peeing, put it away and piss down your leg.
                  The Best Thing About TRT Is The Cycle Never Ends.

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                  • #10
                    Re: you know you are getting old when...

                    when you look at your hands and say those are dad's hands.
                    The Best Thing About TRT Is The Cycle Never Ends.

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                    • #11
                      Re: you know you are getting old when...

                      When you step into the shower and hang on the door so you don't slip and fall.
                      The Best Thing About TRT Is The Cycle Never Ends.

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                      • #12
                        Re: you know you are getting old when...

                        When you grow more hair in your ears then you do on your head.
                        The Best Thing About TRT Is The Cycle Never Ends.

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                        • #13
                          Re: you know you are getting old when...

                          when you finally grow up
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                          • #14
                            Re: you know you are getting old when...

                            I knew this guy , 10 years younger, who was constantly making old man jokes. Finally, I said, "I might be older than you, but you have a double chin and b itch tits and I dont". He didnt like that very much lol

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                            • #15
                              Re: you know you are getting old when...

                              Youre hair starts turning gray then it falls out lol There comes a time when you have to say screw it and just let it go gray. There comes a time when using just for men starts looking like shit, not that I would know lol

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