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I ask my oldest daughter if I got any packages today. She says "why, did you order some shackney creme?" I'm looking at her with a puzzled look and say "what?" She says "you know shackney creme for your shoulder acne!" The whole family started busted out laughing. This kid is such a smart ass.
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So I'm in the garage working out and my nephew is over playing with my youngest in the backyard. He comes into the garage and says "Uncle ***** I can't go outside." I say "why not bud?" he says "cause there is a wasp on the back porch and I'm afraid of wasps." I tell him its ok that the wasp won't get him. He replies, "I'm scared will you go catch it with your strong hands?" -
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Soundsime u have a great family PT ur blessedComment
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Yesterday's gem came from my youngest who was drawing Christmas pictures. My wife and I are sitting at the table talking about how someone at the company I work for lost her job. So I say to my wife " they fired her right on the spot, no write up, no final written warning, nothing just gone." And my daughter who we didn't realize was paying attention just looks up at us and says "bye Felicia!" and goes right back to drawing.
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Children are the BEST !!Comment
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Rofl! Love these stories!! Don't you wish you could have those moments magically recorded?!
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“Do you not know? Have you not heard? The Lord is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He will not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom. He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak...”
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wonder where she gets the smart ass-itude?"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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So I'm in another room and I hear my nephew come in the house (he's 6). He opens the door and says "that's what she said" then starts busting out laughing. I love that kid.
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Soccer Practice last night.
We (my all girls team) are scrimmaging the boys team like we do at the end of most practices.
Two of my girls have brothers on the boys team so it always gets interesting when we play them.
One of these young men is on the same side of the field as his sister.
He gets the ball and and is just talking so much junk as she tries to steal it.
He is a better soccer player than her and he gets around her easily.
While doing so he is still mouthing off.
This happens another time with him the same result.
We have a water break and I shift the girls so that one of my best players is playing back and on his side now.
This kid gets the ball and tries the same stuff with her an she proceeds to absolutely school this little wise ass.
It happened no less than 5 more times. We know this because the other coach was announcing it every time!
At one point she chases him down and leans in very aggressively and the young man ends up on the ground. (whoops)
Of course at this point everyone is giving this kid a hard time.
She never let up and continued to "own" this kid until the scrimmage was done.
After the scrimmage he had a much more humble attitude!
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I love reading your little family anecdotes! My niece gives me quite a few funny moments as well, she's 6. She did the Stanky Leg and attempted Twerking recently. I was like where the hell did you see that?! She said "on YouTube"Comment
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I gotta know...did you try it also?Originally posted by mikeyg51 View Post
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So my oldest daughter (Freshman in High School) texted my wife because she was upset that she didn't get to go first for her Spanish Oral Test.
My responds by texting back "lo siento".
My daughter replies "Mom I don't speak spanish!"
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