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  • #16
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    Hey fat chicks need lovin to ya know!!!!! LMAO

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    • #17
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      well,at least you gave it a shot bro.

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      • #18
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        Originally posted by wutlisstrice View Post
        I really should not make fun of this, a few years ago i drove all the way to Alabama for Atl to see a chick internet profile smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!........when i got there this mofo is as wide as the front door, i told her i need to get some condoms from the gas station and took off,up to this day my best friend never lets me forget that ish.
        nice! trice in desperation drove many miles for some sex...lol thanks for sharing trice...AWESOME!!!

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        • #19
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          Originally posted by Big Dan View Post
          Hey fat chicks need lovin to ya know!!!!! LMAO
          I draw the line at 350 pounds Lmao

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          • #20
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            If you're 200lbs you better be an amazon in shape too

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            • #21
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              sounds like my type of woman...lucky bastard

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              • #22
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                Sorry to hear about your so-called date big man.

                I thought you were married...but i see you're single.

                I have horrible stories to share about dates, but never went out with a FAT LIKE DAT.....it just does not get passed the screaning process at all.



                Keep us posted on how things go bro!


                B2J
                A river cuts through rock, NOT because of its strength, but because of its consistency...so let's f----ing do this bros!!!

                Born2Juice4Ever biochemically designed for the people, by the people!

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                • #23
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                  That sucks bro! Damn, over 200 lbs...that's a big girl. Maybe next time, suggest a salad bar and see how she responds.
                  I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                  • #24
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                    LMAO...It was funny. When that hostess said "She is sitting right there" I just thought OHhhh ****. The restaurant was packed and there were people who knew me walkng by saying hi. This chick was obese. Its happened before. But then I have had dates that were excellent. I dont talk about those much. Not as funny.

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                    • #25
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                      LMAO...It was funny. When that hostess said "She is sitting right there" I just thought OHhhh ****

                      i guess this is the exact moment you knew you F@#KED UP!!!!!!...LMAO

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                      • #26
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                        Originally posted by wutlisstrice View Post
                        LMAO...It was funny. When that hostess said "She is sitting right there" I just thought OHhhh ****

                        i guess this is the exact moment you knew you F@#KED UP!!!!!!...LMAO
                        Haha, exactly trice. I was thinking to myself "Dude, you have got to start doing a better job of screening these chicks" haha...It was a $40 mistake. It was Ruby Tuesday, so not too expensive, thank goodness lol

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                        • #27
                          Omg! I just spit coffee out my nose!

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                          • #28
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                            Originally posted by wutlisstrice View Post
                            I really should not make fun of this, a few years ago i drove all the way to Alabama for Atl to see a chick internet profile smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!........when i got there this mofo is as wide as the front door, i told her i need to get some condoms from the gas station and took off,up to this day my best friend never lets me forget that ish.
                            IT HAS TO BE ALABAMA, HUH?
                            ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                            • #29
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                              THATS NOTHING...I MET A GIRL ON THE INTERNET ONE TIME AND GOT THERE TO PICK HER UP AND SHE HAD NO FREAKIN LEGS!! TALK ABOUT A BUMMER!! WE GOT DRUNK AND I TORE HER UP ANYWAY...DROVE TOO FAR TO TURN BACK!! HAAA!!

                              DONT JUDGE ME!! SHE WAS FINE FROM THE WAIST UP!!
                              ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                              • #30
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                                Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
                                THATS NOTHING...I MET A GIRL ON THE INTERNET ONE TIME AND GOT THERE TO PICK HER UP AND SHE HAD NO FREAKIN LEGS!! TALK ABOUT A BUMMER!! WE GOT DRUNK AND I TORE HER UP ANYWAY...DROVE TOO FAR TO TURN BACK!! HAAA!!

                                DONT JUDGE ME!! SHE WAS FINE FROM THE WAIST UP!!
                                Wow!!! hey man, that one takes the cake for most wild of all time! freakin eh, you made the best of things...wow

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