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    She was huge and she ordered a porterhouse steak and french fries. Enough said...

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    Didn't I tell you that if you were having a crappy date that you should call me so I can get you out of it?? lol...

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      Hmmmm,why does this sounds like someone you met online? i'll take my chances with a gym chick anyday than online

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        lol i just read "she was huge" and that was the end of that.

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          Steak sounds good for dinner tonight
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            Do you know how fat chicks are like mopeds?

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              Never trust a face only pic....hahaha

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                Originally posted by MrzDiva View Post
                Didn't I tell you that if you were having a crappy date that you should call me so I can get you out of it?? lol...
                Lmao!! hahaha, I should have done that Diva. I was a nice guy and I sat there and as soon as she was done scarfing down that meal, I asked for the check and paid it and got the hell out of there. Someone else might have faked illness or just would have up and bolted out the door. I cant hurt someones feelings that way lol

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                  Originally posted by Dzone View Post
                  Lmao!! hahaha, I should have done that Diva. I was a nice guy and I sat there and as soon as she was done scarfing down that meal, I asked for the check and paid it and got the hell out of there. Someone else might have faked illness or just would have up and bolted out the door. I cant hurt someones feelings that way lol
                  I know your a good guy Dzone, But I'm not lol.. I still would have said something. At least for the fun of it.. You could have pretended that you were sending a text to another girl but she " accidently " got it instead. Yanno, like you did last time lol.

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                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^ AND if she didn't say nothing and didn't get mad, then you knew she was in it for the free food LOL ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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                    • #11
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                      Huge as in over 2bills? Was this a blind date aka first date site unseen? Just another benefit of being in a L O N G term marriage.

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                        Originally posted by GotClen View Post
                        Huge as in over 2bills? Was this a blind date aka first date site unseen? Just another benefit of being in a L O N G term marriage.
                        Haha, yes, she was over 200 and was short and very fat. Obese is the word. Met her Sight unseen. LOL...Honestly, Im not really upset about it. I dont mind dating. It can be fun. I try to enjoy life as best I can. I do agree, long term relationship is awesome.
                        Sometimes we find ourselves single, over no fault of our own, so we have to embrace it and make the best of it. I think I do, but sometimes, you have a crappy date, oh well LOL Got to be able to laugh about it. Life is good.

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                          Originally posted by Dzone View Post
                          She was huge and she ordered a porterhouse steak and french fries. Enough said...
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                            HAHAHAHA! sorry bro, I just picture some fit guy sitting there, mouth agape while this "bigun" shovels steak and frys in her gob!.
                            "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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                              I really should not make fun of this, a few years ago i drove all the way to Alabama for Atl to see a chick internet profile smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!........when i got there this mofo is as wide as the front door, i told her i need to get some condoms from the gas station and took off,up to this day my best friend never lets me forget that ish.

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