Crawled out of bed and into a room in front of 300+ people

[Dzone]

Friggin ehhhhhhhh! I was asked to come and speak about wellness and prevention to a group of people at a large corporation early this morning. I was dragging ass tired this morning, I was up late with a friend at the emergency room, so I drive out to this plant, expecting to see about 20 people, walk into a huge cafeteria with at least 300+ people, already there waiting for me,,standing room only, I take off my coat, take a sip of water, and they hand me a microphone and said "Youre on"...

..LOL...talk about waking your ass up fast...good Lord!!!!... Half the time the microphone wasnt working and I had to ****ing scream! hahaha

I so expected they would have small little groups for me to sit and chat with ...wrong!!!!!!!

[Heavy Hitter]

Re: Crawled out of bed and into a room in front of 300+ people

Still badass that you know more about health and wellness then 300+ people. Great work

[guns01]

Re: Crawled out of bed and into a room in front of 300+ people

nothing like public speaking to start the day off right dzone

[colochine]

Still badass that you know more about health and wellness then 300+ people. Great work

That's the truth. We could use you at my plant, we have ****ing vending machines with chilli cheese dogs...America I am disappoint.

[sensitivenips]

Re: Crawled out of bed and into a room in front of 300+ people

lol i had to speak in front of 35+ this morning. similar to yours except no mike, and no 300 people. once entered the room they said in the good words of si robertson "ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!"

[jipped genes]

Re: Crawled out of bed and into a room in front of 300+ people

oh man your one of those folk. i love it when they come to my work, they start talking and the fatties start to sneer. as nobody likes to think their lifestyle is unhealthy. i just smile.

now if you could just make them do what you suggest. they all still go out and get a chicken fried steak for lunch after LOL

keep up the good work