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  • #16
    Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

    There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
    Give It Everything You Got

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    • #17
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      Oh man,I am cracking up over here. Keep um coming!

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      • #18
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        If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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        • #19
          Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

          Originally posted by TexSon View Post
          no, but just told a hellen keller joke in the shout box.


          Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
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          • #20
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            Chuck Norris in Family guy. - YouTube
            PAIN DON'T HURT

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            • #21
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              Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King..and got one

              Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

              If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
              PAIN DON'T HURT

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              • #22
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                chuck norris.jpg
                PAIN DON'T HURT

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                • #23
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                  ^ lmao
                  I never meant to be better than anyone, I was just born that way. Its hard being a god amongst peasants!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

                    Originally posted by Beastit View Post
                    Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
                    damn, good one....

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                    • #25
                      Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

                      i once dated hellen keller, but we were walking down the street and i wasnt paying attention and she feel down an open manhole.

                      didnt call me after that.

                      told her i looked like tom cruise.

                      she believed me.


                      sucker.



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                      • #26
                        Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

                        Chuck Norris had an erection while lying face down and struck oil
                        PAIN DON'T HURT

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