Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

[Ezskanken]

I always laugh wheni see these,wondering if anybody knows any goodness haven't seen or heard of yet.

[ZOOT]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

Chuck Norris has no reflection..there is only one Chuck Norris

[ZOOT]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

Chuck Norris uses tobasco as eye drops

[TexSon]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

chuck norris jokes.

is that a trick question?

is there such a thing?



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[TexSon]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

no, but just told a hellen keller joke in the shout box.

[TexSon]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

how did hellen keller burn her ear?

[TexSon]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

she answered the iron

[TexSon]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

how'd she burn the other ear?

[TexSon]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

they called back.

[TexSon]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

ok, my work here is done....

[ZOOT]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a can opener, he just stares at the can until it gives.

[Ezskanken]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

Chuck Norris blows bubbles out of beef jerky.

[gdl]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

The boogieman looks under his bd for chuck norris


Chuck norrises tears cure canser..but he dont cry

[Dzone]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

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[Beastit]

Re: Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuk down.