has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

[6p6]

Guess I'm lucky never have had the coyote ugly story...

[Fuelfan]

My wife and I hooked up with a lady one night, she wasn't fat or ugly but she stunk like she hadn't washed her goods for a year. Seriously one of the worst smells i've ever came across and I've smelt death on a few occasions! Does that count?

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[Auriflex]

Never.

[Born2Juice4Ever]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

My wife and I hooked up with a lady one night, she wasn't fat or ugly but she stunk like she hadn't washed her goods for a year. Seriously one of the worst smells i've ever came across and I've smelt death on a few occasions! Does that count?

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I guess you still hit dat hu?????????




B2J

[bm2006]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

i have a couple stories but this one is sticking out the most in my head right now. i went out to this bar way out in the bayou and me and my boy both picked up some chicks. we were both taken xanax bars and drinking and these chicks we're pretty easy to say the least. my boy was feeding them pills which i didn't know about and they never took any xanax before. ok well it was like an hour drive easy back to my boy's house which was his parents house!!! these chicks where just not something you would want to look at in light. mine was taller than me and out weighed me by 100lbs easy and my boys chick looked like she was straight out of a special ed class. anyway it was the holidays and he had family in town staying there and we was banging these 2 chicks pretty much til day light. we was pretty loud i guess bc when i walk out the room which led in the kitchen and they was all up in there just looking at me like what the hell! when we went to bring them back his brother was claping as we walked and it just made it that much worst. i made that drive back in 35mins.

[Fuelfan]

I guess you still hit dat hu?????????




B2J

Not a chance!

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[Born2Juice4Ever]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

Not a chance!

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Just saying...because if your nose was DAT close to it, that you knew the smell of it, then that to me is pretty much saying that you hit it.

But I guess I stand corrected sir


B2J