has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

[unclem]

they looked like miss america at closing time? i have, she had no teeth, fatter then hell and i roll over and a bottle of crab ointment was staring me down. i said to her wtf tell me you dont have crabs, yep i do and yep i did mother fer she was laughing. needless to say i got to my dr and got quell shamnpoo to kill them and it did. never again.

[rnixon]

Ewww

[unclem]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

lmfao there gone brother lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[rnixon]

Haha sharing is caring.

[rnixon]

Haha sharing is caring

[Dzone]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

OMG! That sounds like a nightmare date LOL...crab ointment next to the bed? oh lordy! lmao

[Yohimbe]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

LOL! I've woken up before and thought "ah crap" but never saw any crab ointment haha

[Born2Juice4Ever]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

This shit is intense!!!

I have been a couple of ugly valleys in the past, probably around 12 years ago sicne I had my last encounter in that manner.

I don't drink much, so i generally am able to keep beer gogles off.
My buddy always bugs me from my early 20s when i nailed this dinosour.....he will never let me live that down


B2J

[MrzDiva]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

Oh goodness lol

[Guest]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

Ive been there brother.Being a military man,ive traveled around the world and laid with and shared with my fellow Marines some shall we say, less than respectable women and have picked up a crab or two in my day.Many many moons ago but what can I say,thats what we did.LMFAO.

[adwal99]

She didn't shave?

[Born2Juice4Ever]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

She didn't shave?

WTF!!! I just puked my guts out!!!





b2J

[badcompany487]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

man you boys never went hoggin? its a great game to play when your out with the boys! bringin the fatty home aint the hard part, getting her to tell you how much she weighs is the hard part!!

[jipped genes]

Re: has anybody woke up in the morning with a girl that was butt fuking ugly and fat but??????????

in the immortal words of Willie Nelson "at 2 i went to bed with a 10 and at 10 i woke up with a two.

back in my single days i jumped on the grenade a couple of times so my buddy could hook up with her hot friend. some of my buddies would laugh and bust my chops. i would point out the fact that they went home solo and wacked off in the shower..............maybe they had it better than me but i dont remember it ever being anything but fun as long as it was dark.

[effinrob]

I'm always going i didn't knock the girl up... the disgrace of getting some nasty pregnant was m my worst nightmare.

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