What pisses you off more than anything, i'm in that kind of mood today, hey i'm not perfect it happens sometimes:
1. When one of my boys gets a new girlfriend, spends every freakin day with her, acting like his friends don't exist, then they break up & he calls & says, "hey bro, lets go out!".
2. People driving mini-vans.
3. My dog barking all night while i'm trying to sleep! (gonna get him a nice shock collar!)
4. A girl trying to talk to me while i'm falling asleep, or waking me up for no reason!
5. The overgrown homos at my gym who think they own the place and who are too good to put up their 100lb dumbells they just did 3 reps with on the incline bench press!
6. Repeating myself. I talk loudly and clearly, so don't ask me to repeat myself, homo!
1. When one of my boys gets a new girlfriend, spends every freakin day with her, acting like his friends don't exist, then they break up & he calls & says, "hey bro, lets go out!".

2. People driving mini-vans.
3. My dog barking all night while i'm trying to sleep! (gonna get him a nice shock collar!)
4. A girl trying to talk to me while i'm falling asleep, or waking me up for no reason!
5. The overgrown homos at my gym who think they own the place and who are too good to put up their 100lb dumbells they just did 3 reps with on the incline bench press!
6. Repeating myself. I talk loudly and clearly, so don't ask me to repeat myself, homo!
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