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well have my laptop up after a week. didnt know it had updated and stayed running so sunday it was hot as a mofo, left it unplugged til today and rebooted. nice.
went to a jack and jill party saturday for an asswipe my wife works with. jeeeeezus were there some inbred friggin rednecks there. saw a few all dressed up for the town with their sunday best long sleeved auto body tee shirt on with the fancy flames on the sleeves. one family had to have no branches on theit family tree. their whole tribe of kids was there. one daughter was quite pretty except for the lazy eye that looked due west while the other eye was staring true north. other daughter had a rack to drool over but only had eyes for her daddy whose hands kept disappearing under the table. mom had her 243 pound ass glued to the chair going between several plates of food. gramma almost got beeyotch slapped when she came by our table videotaping us as we sat there to eat. omg the food...... no one announced it was time to eat, the stampede of hillbillies gave it away that there was food to chow on. seeing the majority of the unwashed, sweaty fatties bringing in tins of food was enough to keep me on my diet and walk away with two meatballs and a spoonful of pasta. one taste of the meatball and i politely emptied my mouth of that shyt into my napkin and tossed the plate in the trash. upper thighs bigger than my waist, hell almost as wide as my lats flared out and she's got on a teal stretch mini skirt that barely covers her numerous rolls of gluteus. and she was dancing like she was a stripper with the phuq faces and everything. after the many door prizes donated from the liquor store the groom works at were done we had to make a dash for the door, was waiting for the deliverance theme to start playing. lol, what a scary time.
ok question.....why do the fattest women, im talking she had to be 300 pounds with
went to a jack and jill party saturday for an asswipe my wife works with. jeeeeezus were there some inbred friggin rednecks there. saw a few all dressed up for the town with their sunday best long sleeved auto body tee shirt on with the fancy flames on the sleeves. one family had to have no branches on theit family tree. their whole tribe of kids was there. one daughter was quite pretty except for the lazy eye that looked due west while the other eye was staring true north. other daughter had a rack to drool over but only had eyes for her daddy whose hands kept disappearing under the table. mom had her 243 pound ass glued to the chair going between several plates of food. gramma almost got beeyotch slapped when she came by our table videotaping us as we sat there to eat. omg the food...... no one announced it was time to eat, the stampede of hillbillies gave it away that there was food to chow on. seeing the majority of the unwashed, sweaty fatties bringing in tins of food was enough to keep me on my diet and walk away with two meatballs and a spoonful of pasta. one taste of the meatball and i politely emptied my mouth of that shyt into my napkin and tossed the plate in the trash. upper thighs bigger than my waist, hell almost as wide as my lats flared out and she's got on a teal stretch mini skirt that barely covers her numerous rolls of gluteus. and she was dancing like she was a stripper with the phuq faces and everything. after the many door prizes donated from the liquor store the groom works at were done we had to make a dash for the door, was waiting for the deliverance theme to start playing. lol, what a scary time.
ok question.....why do the fattest women, im talking she had to be 300 pounds with
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