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  • THE HAIRCUT

    Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.


    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied,
    'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
    Community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you.
    I'm doing community service this week.'
    The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.


    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.


    BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
    Veritas Vos Liberabit

  • #2
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    HAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE

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    • #3
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      LOL.....Damn politicians. They all suck

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      • #4
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        lol


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        "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

        Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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        • #5
          Re: THE HAIRCUT

          The cop and donut thing cracks me up.
          Veritas Vos Liberabit

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