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  • i have ants in my house

    and they are everywhere. as i type i have to flick them off me. college houses are nasty
    morebeefplease


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    "Second place is like kissing your sister."

  • #2
    um, clean up

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    • #3
      Ewww! That suks

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      • #4
        Originally posted by pudgy
        um, clean up

        that would take effort, besides it would take away from my time to ***** and try to catch up to you
        morebeefplease


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        • #5
          I guess its better than sand fleas, huh pudgy
          "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Speedracer59
            I guess its better than sand fleas, huh pudgy
            hell yeah

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            • #7
              you got me on the pizza boxes
              morebeefplease


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              • #8
                eat them, I heard they were a good source of protein?

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                • #9
                  Re: i have ants in my house

                  Originally posted by morebeefplease
                  and they are everywhere. as i type i have to flick them off me. college houses are nasty

                  I used to have some here in my house before. I would always wake up with ant bites.

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                  • #10
                    Eeewww.. yeah man, you really gotta clean up!

                    Also get some of those ant poision things. They work pretty good. Every spring I get an ant infestation and those things take care of them ants in a week or so.
                    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                    • #11
                      I hate Apt. living. My ants answer my phone when I'm not home. They just let me pay rent.
                      Pain is weakness leaving the body.
                      Don't you dare put me on HRSA, does self abuse extend your hospital stay?

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                      • #12
                        Ill tell ya, I rent a house in FL...ants are so bad here plain and simple reguardless on house keeping. I have at least 5 mounds at all times in my yard. I usually dump gas on them and burn them ahah

                        The other day though, the cocksuckers climbed up on my water pump and got smached between the terminals on the regulator. So I have no fucking water till I go out there and scrape off the dead corpses.


                        assholes. i should buy an ant eater.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Billy_Bathgate
                          Ill tell ya, I rent a house in FL...ants are so bad here plain and simple reguardless on house keeping. I have at least 5 mounds at all times in my yard. I usually dump gas on them and burn them ahah

                          The other day though, the cocksuckers climbed up on my water pump and got smached between the terminals on the regulator. So I have no fucking water till I go out there and scrape off the dead corpses.


                          assholes. i should buy an ant eater.
                          dude, buy some ant killer. Gasoline won't kill the queen. Come on billy I thought you were a smart guy, lol. You're gonna burn down the neighborhood. Did you start those fires with a magnifying glass?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by saturn
                            Try an aerosol can and a lighter......Great fun.
                            Firecrackers are fun also!

                            Pretend they're Saddams palaces!
                            RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                            Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                            • #15
                              Lady's Man is right. Ants are best killed with the super secret special ant poison. It's called ant poison. It's usually little granuals that you pour around the mound. They think it's food and take it back to the queen as a gift. All the other poisons that kill on contact don't work. That ho just make more ants to replace the ones you killed. Its not as fun as gasoline/fire and or explosives but it will kill the colony and you can leave the pizza boxes. (although another one will come up right next to it six months later). Use the gasoline and explosives to celebrate afterward.

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