Your most embarassing moment

[DiamondBling]

Originally posted by jipped genes
I was 16 years old it was december and at a party a girls parents were out of town. I was dared to jump in the pool the water was shitty cold. I stripped to my boxers and hopped in. everybody was out there watching I got out and everybody clapped so I held my fists high in the air and yelled "hell yeah!" A buddy was behind me and pulled my shorts to the ground. my dick was shrunk up like a scared little snail tryin to get into it's shell. that was hard to live down through high school.

[gongshow]

mine was last night...but dont wanna get into it... lol

[gongshow]

Originally posted by jipped genes
I was 16 years old it was december and at a party a girls parents were out of town. I was dared to jump in the pool the water was shitty cold. I stripped to my boxers and hopped in. everybody was out there watching I got out and everybody clapped so I held my fists high in the air and yelled "hell yeah!" A buddy was behind me and pulled my shorts to the ground. my dick was shrunk up like a scared little snail tryin to get into it's shell. that was hard to live down through high school.

haha, sorry to hear that man.

[monstercojones]

ok.... this one is a little rough...

sophmore year of HS. I was the kid in my class who could drink the most. and my friend was having a small party. well, i had felt sick alll day, and by the time i got there, i know i really shouldnt drink. but all my friends and everyone else wanted to see me perform. so after 4 shots of (probably) cheap vodka, i lept from the table to the window and ralphed the most amazingly copious amount of puke that has ever been shot out of someone's mouth at ridiculous speeds. With that embarassment over, I resumed drinking more hard alcohol, because thats what sophmores in HS could sneak into the house, and i eventually passed out- smashed out of my gourd. the girls left, and at some point during the night, with my friends tanked and having a good time, with me passed out on the couch, my friends thought it would be a good idea if my friend "mike" put his cock near my smiling, dreaming, passed-out idiot drunk face- and snapped a picture. needless to say, copies were distributed of me smiling with a penis in my face in school and they spread like wildfire.

[monstercojones]

and o yea, i was once walked in on having sex with an ex gf by her 10 year old brother. that wasnt too embarassing in and of itself, but talking to her parents and mine about it was just about bthe most awkward hour of my life.

[CJWolf]

not as akward as being caught by her parents in her bed

[monstercojones]

her parents catching you in her bed is bad...

cathcing your parents in your bed is worse tho, so be thankful.

[CanadianJuicer]

Man I think I might have you all beat.

This probably happened when I was 17 or 18 while I still lived at home with my parents. My room was in the basement and when you walk upstairs tot he main floor and look to your imediate right is the kitchen, to the left you walk about 5 feet before you hand a left, another 3 steps and you're at the foot of the stairs going up. So basically form the bottom of the stairs going up you can see right past the basement stairs and into the kitchen. Keep this description in mind.

Like most many guys I can't stand sleeping in anything so nude it is. Middle of the night I get so thirsty I wanna die. The fridge downstairs is outa water so I figure I'll run up. It's like 3 a.m so I figure all is good. I start up the stairs buck naked as can be, and I'm kinda crawling up slowly looking around. I get to the top of the stairs, take a quick look around...coast looks clear. WRONG, I stand up take 3 steps, look to my left and see my father sitting on the bottom step with the cat in his lap, and he just looks over at me. I frooze and felt like a deer caught in headlights. Felt like 2 hours let me tell you. Didn't know what else to do. Common sense says run back downstairs right? Well no I for whatever reason decide I'm gonna procede into the kitchen. I go in there, and basically hide out for 5 minutes or so, PRAYING he's gone.....I walk out of the kitchen and run back downstairs. next morning, both of us just had our faces burried in the paper. It was never spoken of!

CJ

[monstercojones]

i feel ya man, my dad used to make me and my two bros strip down to nothing in the back yard when we were muddy and hose us down before we were allowed in the house.

[BullFX]

Originally posted by TXShooter
Let's see . . . First week of school. Freshman year in High School. Could tell I had a thunder of a fart coming during class. Got out of class into the hall to release the pressure away from everyone. Three girls come around the corner that I had just met and started talking to. (Two of them were real cute) So here I am all tense trying to hold things in praying for them to leave. Then one of them hits me in the stomach!!! Good Lord!!! It was probably as loud as a jet engine. I'm not exagerating when I say the girls fell on the floor laughing. They were rolling on the ground!!!! What a way to start the freshman year in high school. One ended up being my girlfriend though

ROFL

[BullFX]

Originally posted by CanadianJuicer
Man I think I might have you all beat.

This probably happened when I was 17 or 18 while I still lived at home with my parents. My room was in the basement and when you walk upstairs tot he main floor and look to your imediate right is the kitchen, to the left you walk about 5 feet before you hand a left, another 3 steps and you're at the foot of the stairs going up. So basically form the bottom of the stairs going up you can see right past the basement stairs and into the kitchen. Keep this description in mind.

Like most many guys I can't stand sleeping in anything so nude it is. Middle of the night I get so thirsty I wanna die. The fridge downstairs is outa water so I figure I'll run up. It's like 3 a.m so I figure all is good. I start up the stairs buck naked as can be, and I'm kinda crawling up slowly looking around. I get to the top of the stairs, take a quick look around...coast looks clear. WRONG, I stand up take 3 steps, look to my left and see my father sitting on the bottom step with the cat in his lap, and he just looks over at me. I frooze and felt like a deer caught in headlights. Felt like 2 hours let me tell you. Didn't know what else to do. Common sense says run back downstairs right? Well no I for whatever reason decide I'm gonna procede into the kitchen. I go in there, and basically hide out for 5 minutes or so, PRAYING he's gone.....I walk out of the kitchen and run back downstairs. next morning, both of us just had our faces burried in the paper. It was never spoken of!

CJ

lol bro thats not so bad ... it would be worst if it was ur momor sister

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by monstercojones
ok.... this one is a little rough...

sophmore year of HS. I was the kid in my class who could drink the most. and my friend was having a small party. well, i had felt sick alll day, and by the time i got there, i know i really shouldnt drink. but all my friends and everyone else wanted to see me perform. so after 4 shots of (probably) cheap vodka, i lept from the table to the window and ralphed the most amazingly copious amount of puke that has ever been shot out of someone's mouth at ridiculous speeds. With that embarassment over, I resumed drinking more hard alcohol, because thats what sophmores in HS could sneak into the house, and i eventually passed out- smashed out of my gourd. the girls left, and at some point during the night, with my friends tanked and having a good time, with me passed out on the couch, my friends thought it would be a good idea if my friend "mike" put his cock near my smiling, dreaming, passed-out idiot drunk face- and snapped a picture. needless to say, copies were distributed of me smiling with a penis in my face in school and they spread like wildfire.
I'm pretty sure that sucked man, Never had a cock near my face. tell me you whooped that guy?

[Got Gear?]

Haha.. I'm loving it!

Cock smiley face! Lol...

[Speedracer59]

When I was still in school we had a huge party one night. I drank a liter of jagermister and a few beers I decided to go to sleep so I went and got on one of my fraternity bros couch.About 8:00 am the next morning I woke up to the sound of laughing . Three guy I didnt know were sitting there. Turns out I had passed out in the wrong apartment. They were cool though. They said I looked so comfortable they figured they would just leave me alone.

[njjuicer]

when i was 16 i was drunk as hell and was walkin home with my girla t the time so i wa slike lets fuck she said yes and i banged her on the curb and fell asleep there and was woken up bye my father scremin his head off at me that was embarrasing considering i didnt get dressed afterwards we bopth passed out lol