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As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man
To see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour
is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in Front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man
To see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour
is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in Front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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