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Marrying A Chicago Girl
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the
dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he
had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Chicago. He told her that her duties
were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the
dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he
had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Chicago. He told her that her duties
were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
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