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i was in kind of a hurry because it was getting dark and i didnt want to have a half mowed lawn. i grabbed an old pair of converse and shorts and started cutting. my frony yard is kind of sloped, not very steep but enough of a grade to work the legs pretty good. i started cutting the grass, it was pretty thick so the freshly cut lawn was kind of slick because the fescue was wet after being cut. it was getting darker so i started to hurry and then i turned a corner on a hill too fast and busted my ass ! the worse thing was my neighbors kids were playing basketball and they saw me, i looked pissed so they tried not to laugh, but then i smiled and they lost it. now my ass hurts, man i bet that was funny to see. i hate mowing grass..
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so out of the blue you fell on your ass ... bwahahahaha
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not out of the blue, slick shoes, wet grass, slope...Comment
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Clumbsy wanker!!! LOLOriginally posted by pudgy
not out of the blue, slick shoes, wet grass, slope...The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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I would have gotten up and started rapping.Comment
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it was the old pair of converse :pComment
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Lmao!!Originally posted by goliath.jr
Clumbsy wanker!!! LOLComment
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awww!
*cuddles you*
Poor baby..
Lemme kiss it for you *puckers up*Comment
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what a womanComment
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do you really want to get in a picture war with me ? i have like 2 gigs of pictures
man that guys buffComment
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That's 'cause you're Game1976,' The superfly wanker'.Originally posted by TheGame1976
I would have gotten up and started rapping.The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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At least the mower didnt run over your hand While you were down.
"There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."Comment
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all i got to say is Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha you must of felt like a big clumsy retard LOLLife is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WINComment
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Originally posted by morbid316
all i got to say is Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha you must of felt like a big clumsy retard LOL
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Now this is an optimist's response!
Originally posted by Speedracer59
At least the mower didnt run over your hand While you were down.
*LMAO!!*Comment
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