Myspace chronicles!!!

[Dzone]

Ok, what have been your experiences there? I started out on myspace about 2 months ago,. I just went there cuz my friends were there...then I discovered it is a major meeting place for single peeps.. Last week, I met up with this "Hottie" from myspace..her pics made her look soooo freakin hot...when I saw her she was F-A-T...I mean spare tire around the belly fat! Big as s and thunder thighs...I said "Phuck it and made out with her"...No, I didnt phuck her...H ELL no!!!!...surely you guys have some good stories to share...LOL...come on, spew away!

[Schiznick]

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oh god doc, Ive been on there for about 3 years now.. its pretty funny... i think of a couple good ones... but yea, they ALWAYS look better on myspace

[Klash]

Re: Myspace chronicles!!!

Ok, what have been your experiences there? I started out on myspace about 2 months ago,. I just went there cuz my friends were there...then I discovered it is a major meeting place for single peeps.. Last week, I met up with this "Hottie" from myspace..her pics made her look soooo freakin hot...when I saw her she was F-A-T...I mean spare tire around the belly fat! Big as s and thunder thighs...I said "Phuck it and made out with her"...No, I didnt phuck her...H ELL no!!!!...surely you guys have some good stories to share...LOL...come on, spew away!

LOL!
...and she probably had body type listed as "average".

[Dzone]

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oh god doc, Ive been on there for about 3 years now.. its pretty funny... i think of a couple good ones... but yea, they ALWAYS look better on myspace

Hahaha, yea, Schiz, like that one myspace graphic that says "YOu looked better on myspace"..lol...myspace is the best thing to happen to fat chicks in over 100 years....LOL

[Dzone]

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BTW, she didnt have ONE pic of her body. every pick was from the neck up..I shoulda known...haha

[Stout1]

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BTW, she didnt have ONE pic of her body. every pick was from the neck up..I shoulda known...haha

I've been burnt that way before. I don't go on looking to meet singles on myspace though, I just go and bull**** around with current friends, old friends, acquaintances, etc. But I've been "hit up" before as some people have seen my page on a mutual "FRIENDS LIST" or my brothers or who knows, but ya.....ya gotta watch the big ones, they play a pretty good game and I've even said before to myself this broad has got to be fat, she don't have really any pics of below the head shot and sure enough I go to meet her and then from that moment on I was trying to find a way to just leave and dodge her. Guess I have too big a heart to just plain flat and leave, but it was an awkward night for sure and def one I don't want to repeat.

[Dzone]

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I've been burnt that way before. I don't go on looking to meet singles on myspace though, I just go and bull**** around with current friends, old friends, acquaintances, etc. But I've been "hit up" before as some people have seen my page on a mutual "FRIENDS LIST" or my brothers or who knows, but ya.....ya gotta watch the big ones, they play a pretty good game and I've even said before to myself this broad has got to be fat, she don't have really any pics of below the head shot and sure enough I go to meet her and then from that moment on I was trying to find a way to just leave and dodge her. Guess I have too big a heart to just plain flat and leave, but it was an awkward night for sure and def one I don't want to repeat.

Hahaha, I know the feeling. I wanted to leave, but then decided to make out with her instead...I just kept my hands off her rolls of fat..lol

[Schiznick]

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yeah, when that happens, i just drink more,.. then they look better

[Dzone]

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I wdnt have been able to tell the difference between a boob and a blob of fat...OMG!!!

[skinnyman]

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D,
C'mon who you kiddin? We know you nailed you her anyway. You slut you

[BABY1]

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[quote=Dzone;840163]I wdnt have been able to tell the difference between a boob and a blob of fat...OMG!!![/quote

yuck!

[Schiznick]

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who cares if its fat or boob tissue, as long as its boob right? HAHAHAHA

[space mountain]

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i got one and use it everyday to chat with my friends around the world

[alluprbdy]

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for you my friend

http://www.officialdatingresource.co...e-angles-pics/

Thats hillarious

[Dzone]

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for you my friend

http://www.officialdatingresource.co...e-angles-pics/

Wolfy, hahaha, that is hilarious...no shyt that is so true...lol...Amazing how much fat a chick can hide with just the right camera angle. I definitely think that chick from saturday should be in that article...haha...like I said, myspace is the best thing that ever happened to fat chicks.lol