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  • #31
    Re: Could Jesus have been married?

    Originally posted by space mountain View Post
    so my point is if jesus was married then what would be wrong with it?
    IMO, it's a perception thing. We're talking about the creator of the universe. Like the parent that does not believe anyone is good enough for their offspring, same with the chruch and it's followers; if Jesus took a human bride it could only degrade his perfect charcter. Not that marrying is wrong but he would be required to marry someone of imperfection; a sinner. The way it is now he is percieved as being above mankind's primitive sexual urges. That's my thoughts.

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    • #32
      Re: Could Jesus have been married?

      Originally posted by Klash View Post
      IMO, it's a perception thing. We're talking about the creator of the universe. Like the parent that does not believe anyone is good enough for their offspring, same with the chruch and it's followers; if Jesus took a human bride it could only degrade his perfect charcter. Not that marrying is wrong but he would be required to marry someone of imperfection; a sinner. The way it is now he is percieved as being above mankind's primitive sexual urges. That's my thoughts.
      YEA...I SEE YOUR POINT....I'M OF THE THAUGHT THAT HE GOT SOME...C'MON, HE'S JESUS!! HE WALKED ON WATER, CURED BLINDNESS, FED THE HUNGRY, HEAL THE HURT...CERTAINLY HE GOT LAID. AND IF Y'ALL THINK THATS A BAD THING, YOUR THE ONE'S F'ED UP!!! HEY...G O D CREATED ALL THIS...HE GAVE US THE TOOLS, THE DESIRE....I'M PRETTY SURE JESUS GOT THE SAME SHYT AS US...Y'ALL SO SILLY TO THINK HE DIDNT DESERVE TO GET SOME TOO?...YOUR NUTS
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      • #33
        Re: Could Jesus have been married?

        BTW, this same guy believes the Holocaust by ****** was totally fabricated by the jews to get sympathy from the world so they could start their own country...its almost comical, this guy...He has written several books and is a retired university professor...smart as hell, but totally off his rocker on some chit...LOL...I argue with him about a lot of stuff..its actually fun...He really thinks that about the Jews...He teaches a bible study on wednesday nights at his house and gets like 40 people...what is it about peeps that they just want someone to tell them what they should believe????...peeps are strange..LOL

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        • #34
          Re: Could Jesus have been married?

          Ok, my biggest issue is "Why are there like 10,000 different interpretations of the bible"??? And everyone of them thinks their interpretation is the ONLY right one! You have jehiovahs witnesses, baptists, catholics, episcopals, mormons, branch davidians etc, etc, etc...they all think that evferyone else is going to hell except them..lmao

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          • #35
            Re: Could Jesus have been married?

            Originally posted by daved150 View Post
            YEA...I SEE YOUR POINT....I'M OF THE THAUGHT THAT HE GOT SOME...C'MON, HE'S JESUS!! HE WALKED ON WATER, CURED BLINDNESS, FED THE HUNGRY, HEAL THE HURT...CERTAINLY HE GOT LAID.
            AND IF Y'ALL THINK THATS A BAD THING, YOUR THE ONE'S F'ED UP!!! HEY...G O D CREATED ALL THIS...HE GAVE US THE TOOLS, THE DESIRE....I'M PRETTY SURE JESUS GOT THE SAME SHYT AS US...Y'ALL SO SILLY TO THINK HE DIDNT DESERVE TO GET SOME TOO?...YOUR NUTS

            Jesus showing off with miracles, to get some pre-marital sex, on women who could or could not be drinking just water. ****, you got some evil Jesus going on in the house of dave.

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            • #36
              Re: Could Jesus have been married?

              Originally posted by Dzone View Post
              BTW, this same guy believes the Holocaust by ****** was totally fabricated by the jews to get sympathy from the world so they could start their own country...its almost comical, this guy...He has written several books and is a retired university professor...smart as hell, but totally off his rocker on some chit...LOL...I argue with him about a lot of stuff..its actually fun...He really thinks that about the Jews...He teaches a bible study on wednesday nights at his house and gets like 40 people...what is it about peeps that they just want someone to tell them what they should believe????...peeps are strange..LOL
              Holocaust deniers, that is a strange lot. Is he anti-semitic too? I would think the two go hand in hand.

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              • #37
                Re: Could Jesus have been married?

                Originally posted by Klash View Post
                Jesus showing off with miracles, to get some pre-marital sex, on women who could or could not be drinking just water. ****, you got some evil Jesus going on in the house of dave.
                noooo...i'm just a realist, lol. i'm not of the opinion that "pre-marital sex" is evil either! and i wouldnt say he was necessarily "showing off" anymore than i'd say brad pitt's showing off when he's acting! but, i'm sure the miracle thing didnt hurt! in my opinion alot of people think of g o d and jesus and make them out to be prudes!! remember, we're made in his image...we all got the same shyt. he even built women for us to have something to do with our shyt and even tied it all up nicely with making that the only way to have offspring!!! prude? i think not!! smart dude!!!
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                • #38
                  Re: Could Jesus have been married?

                  Originally posted by daved150 View Post
                  noooo...i'm just a realist, lol. i'm not of the opinion that "pre-marital sex" is evil either! and i wouldnt say he was necessarily "showing off" anymore than i'd say brad pitt's showing off when he's acting! but, i'm sure the miracle thing didnt hurt! in my opinion alot of people think of g o d and jesus and make them out to be prudes!! remember, we're made in his image...we all got the same shyt. he even built women for us to have something to do with our shyt and even tied it all up nicely with making that the only way to have offspring!!! prude? i think not!! smart dude!!!
                  Makes sense to me (I mean other than the god part).
                  I kind of like your god!

                  So do you believe that Jesus is the son of god? ...and that he died on the cross for sinners? ...and that if someone doesn't believe that they are going to hell?

                  I'm just wondering what the doctrine of dave is.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Could Jesus have been married?

                    ^lol, me too

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                    • #40
                      Re: Could Jesus have been married?

                      Originally posted by Klash View Post
                      Makes sense to me (I mean other than the god part).
                      I kind of like your god!

                      So do you believe that Jesus is the son of god? ...and that he died on the cross for sinners? ...and that if someone doesn't believe that they are going to hell?

                      I'm just wondering what the doctrine of dave is.
                      i do believe he's the son of god. i believe he did die on the cross for our sins (which was pretty cool of him). but, i dont believe you have to believe that to go to heaven. we're like gods kids right? thats what they say...we're gonna fuk up. we're gonna believe, not believe, whatever, so he's pretty flexable in that regard. hell's for the REAL fuk up's...the one's we all want to kill. the child molesters, mass murderer's, the REAL scumbags....hell's god's little way of saying..."i got this!!!"
                      yea...you'll like my g o d...he's a good dude. not big in the smiting dept., though he will bust your ass if he has too to prove a point. just has more of that "be cool to eachother" attitude....dont worry bro...i still got ya covered. you'll meet him!
                      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                      • #41
                        Re: Could Jesus have been married?

                        So you're G o d is kinda like Timothy Leary? I could dig goin to that kinda heaven, lol!

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                        • #42
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                          Originally posted by kite View Post
                          So you're G o d is kinda like Timothy Leary? I could dig goin to that kinda heaven, lol!
                          who's that...i've heard of dennis leary, but nobody would confuse him with god or heaven!!!
                          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                          • #43
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                            Dr. Leary is a counter culture icon. When he died he was creamated and his ashes shot into orbit. Of course they will eventually reenter earth's atmosphere and prolly crash through the roof of someones rv and end up in the sh!tter but hey what ever floats his boat, lol!

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                            • #44
                              Re: Could Jesus have been married?

                              ever since that child molesting sh it went down with all those priests, its hard to look at priests the same way ...makes you wonder how normal anyone could be if they vow to be celibate/asexual for life...that in itself is bizarre and unnatural...maybe they are all a bunch of closet homos and perverts? How could anyone live like that unless they were Jesus? Why would anyone want to unless they were a little goofy?Im sure there are some good priests, but that cra p really turned peeps off to catholicism.

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                              • #45
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                                HUH...WELL...DOSNT SOUND ALL G O D LIKE AND SHYT, BUT OK
                                HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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