My next life

[Stout1]

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day .

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[daved150]

Re: My next life

lol...ya know that was how they did it on ork? that was on mork from ork with robbin williams (not all of it, but basicly)....

[horsepwr]

Re: My next life

lol...ya know that was how they did it on ork? that was on mork from ork with robbin williams (not all of it, but basicly)....

really? I did not know that. I was like 3-5 yrs old in the Mork & Mindy days. It musta slipped by me. nannoo nannoo

[horsepwr]

Re: My next life

I know life would be a whole lot easier that way

[venom27]

Re: My next life

wow that would be the ****.

[O2BESOHUGE]

Re: My next life

THATS SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD!