Philosophical Questions

[pudgy]

lol, fat people skinny-dipping

[bigjim33]

Originally posted by Sachet
You might like some of these, gongshow


*Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
can't concentrate on 3 things at once

*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
i dunno but it is kinda messed up

*Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
cuz the richer he gets the broker you get :p

*Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
because it moves every second

*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
cuz everyone wants to rush home even though they can't

*Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
felt like adding it

[bigjim33]

Originally posted by Sachet
*Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
i am sure they are called something in the medical sense

This is my favorite!
*Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
because cats would rather have other foods like tuna and milk *purr* lol

*You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
huh?

*Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
wouldn't work as well

*Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
yes but i wouldn't like to be involved

*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
you can it just isn't legal or the smartest idea