NOTES TO SELF THREAD

[VveTTe917]

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Not to self: When the future wife asks about my opinion on something about our upcoming wedding, always tell her the opposite of what I really think.

[kite]

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Note to self: When T-man asks you to go camping with a twinkle in his eye and dy in his pocket, say NO!

[kite]

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Note to self: If you got a mild case of diareah, don't do squats. SWAMPASS

[kite]

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Note to self: NEVER EVER EVER ask a woman when she is expecting. Even if she is in an airport elevator to avoid walking, looks like she is sweating, has a perfect buldge in under her shirt and rubbing the buldge.

This happened to me, it was embarassing as hell. My wife was laughing at me when we left, she said "I'm glad you asked because I almost asked"

Man, I've done that before. I saw this chick I went to high school with out at a club and asked her that. She says "I'm never wearing this sh!t again, you're the third person who's asked me that!" At least I wasn't the only one, lol!

[BIGMOFO]

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NOTE TO SELF: NEVER...........BENDOVER IN FRONT OF O2 AND MORE!