NOTES TO SELF THREAD

[O2BESOHUGE]

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NOTE TO SELF : WHEN ASKED BY A GIRL IF A DRESS MAKES HER LOOK FAT - DONT DELAY WITH YOUR ANSWER

O2

[Corrodo]

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Note to self: When your girlfriend asks you if she LOOKS her age..DO NOT say yes! I have a scar to proove it!!

[T-Man007]

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Note to self: never compliment someone on their dimple, for all you know they were shot in the face with a BB gun.

[T-Man007]

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Note to self: not all chicks like melted wax poured on them without telling them first.

(This one is from FROGMAN - very funny story)

[kite]

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Note to self: A donkey punch is only funny if you're the one doin the punchin.

[Corrodo]

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Note to self: DO not tell someone you dont know well, that her 3 kids dont look anything like her, only to find out later they were adopted.


Note to self: Ask before you stick ANYTHING in your girls bum.

[T-Man007]

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Note to self: NEVER EVER EVER ask a woman when she is expecting. Even if she is in an airport elevator to avoid walking, looks like she is sweating, has a perfect buldge in under her shirt and rubbing the buldge.

This happened to me, it was embarassing as hell. My wife was laughing at me when we left, she said "I'm glad you asked because I almost asked"

[Merc]

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Note to self: Never plan on just having one kid

[Scalleywag]

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ILL START...

NOTE TO SELF : WHEN ASKED BY A GIRL IF A DRESS MAKES HER LOOK FAT - DONT DELAY WITH YOUR ANSWER

O2

My wife asked me that once. I shot back without thinking "is my penis little? Do we really want to be honest?"

[6p6]

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Note to self: before I start typing have something to say....brain fart!

[superdog]

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note to self: ONLY USE HG ANTI-E IF YOUR MID CYCLE AND RUN OUT.

Tried IBE research... "got milk?"

[daved150]

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note to self: dont pee into the wind

[daved150]

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note to self: dont get test in your eye

[daved150]

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note to self: READ NOTES TO SELF!!!

[SpyWizard]

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note to self... Grand kids are great, they go home...