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> Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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> Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one > can die.
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> Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him > without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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> Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a > person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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> Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, > but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the > stairs.
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> Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in > hospitals dying of nothing.
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> Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no > attention to criticism.
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> Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and > a substantial tax cut ;saves you thirty cents?
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> Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the > world is weird and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
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> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007 -
> We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the > millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to > where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we > should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
> Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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> Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one > can die.
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> Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him > without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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> Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a > person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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> Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, > but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the > stairs.
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> Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in > hospitals dying of nothing.
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> Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no > attention to criticism.
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> Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and > a substantial tax cut ;saves you thirty cents?
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> Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the > world is weird and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
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> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007 -
> We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the > millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to > where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we > should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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