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I bumped into a girl I used to work with like 14 years ago. It brough back horrible memories. We used to work in a small office. Like 800sq ft small!! There were 5 people working in the office; me and 4 girls. Not bad, huh? Well, the problem was, there was 1 small teeny tiny bathroom in the entire office. It wasn't even a bathroom away from everyone. It was in the corner of the office. So if you had to go take a massive dump, everyone in the office could hear you. Worse, if it was really rank....like a Protein shake and hard boiled eggs dump, 
No phuquing way. You could shut the door, leave the fan on, anything. That bad boy was leaking out under the door and fermenting in the office before it finally dissipated. I remember many days litterally running to my car at lunch so I could go down the road to the restaurant to take a dump. I would pinch my legs like a beyatch all day so I could hold it. That was THEE worst!
No phuquing way. You could shut the door, leave the fan on, anything. That bad boy was leaking out under the door and fermenting in the office before it finally dissipated. I remember many days litterally running to my car at lunch so I could go down the road to the restaurant to take a dump. I would pinch my legs like a beyatch all day so I could hold it. That was THEE worst!
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