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Im thinking im gonna say we were slaping each other in the chest to see who hits harder and thats how I got f'd up. Not the best excuse but its all it got.
The one back home if they found out it was your birthday. They would pull you on stage and strip you down to your underwear and work really hard to give you a hard on
Your excuse may work, and I hope it does, but it took me a long time to realize that honesty is the best policy. Lies would always come and bite me in the ass, maybe you will have better luck.
Your excuse may work, and I hope it does, but it took me a long time to realize that honesty is the best policy. Lies would always come and bite me in the ass, maybe you will have better luck.
I usually get caught but Ive allways gotten away with the strip club but then again ive never gotten beat there. It looks like I f'd some freak chick and she clawed up my chest.
The slapping the chest with buddies lie is not going to work.
Hell no! Tell her you were watching the UFC and you guys starting wrestling around trying to impersonate the fighters. Tell her it got rough, but don't present the information to her. When she asks, make a stupid face and while laughing, tell her this. Guys will be guys and if you were with the guys, she will believe it. Or, if you have the guts, tell her you got an esocrt for the night and she kicked your ass. Then laugh and tell her the UFC story.
I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.
when I saw this topic I was like this is gonna be good ! lol ...yeah definitely get him back strippers get paid to do anything dance ,spank/whip , fu_k and get to mess wit guys that have girlfriends = priceless
when he is visiting his girlfriend, call one of the girls from craigslist.com for an outservice special, and have her show up..
pay the $100 to her, and have her play the game on him about needing a check for the pampers for the baby..
you know, i do go to strip clubs with my brother in laws, and come to think of it, i do tell my wife before i go.. i just realized i always get sex just before i leave the house..
and if we don't she always attacks me when i get home.. i better not smell like i just had a shower..
Hell no! Tell her you were watching the UFC and you guys starting wrestling around trying to impersonate the fighters. Tell her it got rough, but don't present the information to her. When she asks, make a stupid face and while laughing, tell her this. Guys will be guys and if you were with the guys, she will believe it. Or, if you have the guts, tell her you got an esocrt for the night and she kicked your ass. Then laugh and tell her the UFC story.
K Ill take ur advice and if it does come up that does seem better, but im hoping she doesnt make me take off my shirt im woried she likes to search for pimples on my chest and back to pop em so as long as she dont do that ill b good. I know she wont wanna bang bc I shut off my phone last night when I went out so she wouldnt call, and told her it died so shes allready pissed ab that.
when he is visiting his girlfriend, call one of the girls from craigslist.com for an outservice special, and have her show up..
pay the $100 to her, and have her play the game on him about needing a check for the pampers for the baby..
priceless...
Thatd be awesome but hes single I definetly gotta get him back but I want to wait a little while b4 I do it so he thinks hes good. If it werent for another friend of mine who was there as well he would of gotten his ass kicked last night. I came off that stage and ran at him without even putting my shirt back on ready to drop him. Then I got grabbed and he had me cool off for ab 30 mins without my boy around.
yeah i remember lying about strip clubs it sucks. U gotta find a girl who is ok with it or she will go with u. My brother's bachelor party in chicago and the one in vegas he got his ass beat. its just the way it goes in our group. if its ur b-day or a celebration for u then we hit the strip club and u know ur going on stage. it f-ing hurts. its stripper pay back time. they take there slut aggression out on u. If its one of my guys b-day ill walk in and ask for 2 of there hardest hitter. im such a good friend.
I got away with it so far, knock on wood, she wanted to take my shirt off to look at my back and pop pimples and I played it off pretty well said if you want a massage ul leave my back alone. The marks almost go to my neck and I thought she spotted one she stared right at it but never said anything, and I let her beat on me a little so I can blame her for the marks.
Yep, just keep playing dumb until she says something. Then just act like you didn't eve know they were there and go right into the UFC story. Or, lol, you could tell her you went to a strip club and they brought you up on stage and beat you....then laugh and tell the UFC story. She's not going to believe they did that at the strip club. Of course, that's my personality so it's something I could get away with. For instance, if I get caught staring at some chick and the wife says 'what are you looking at' I quickly respond with 'did you see the boobs on that girl' (while scoping out a defense) and she will say 'what' and I will say 'I'm just kidding, look at the hair on that weirdo over there'. Works every time. LOL
But then again, my wife is pretty cool when it comes to boobs. She is usually the one to say something about big boobs and I basically get permission to look.
I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.
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