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Me and some friends went out to the strip club last night n my 1 asshole friend payed to get me on stage handcuff n beat by a stripper for 4 mins n let me tell ya that shit hurts so f'n bad still. My chest is on fire, she bit the hell outta my nipples so there swollen today, my back is fuked up bc she hit me with a big ass belt 15x. Worst part is I have to explain today to my GF why I have marks all over me if I was just at a friends house all night. So thats gonna suck. Needless to say my friend will die
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Damn, He had to pay for something like that? Doesn't even sound like fun. Was she hot?Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
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If you grew up in my family, getting hit with a belt 15 times doesn't count as a happy time. It took me many years of therapy to get over that.“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
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from what you describe it sounds like your girlfriend set your ass up to be ***** whipped or something? sounds like a total jip to me
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it aint supposed to be fun it supposed to hurt i guess if you were wasted it wouldnt be so bad, but that shit hurts. My chest looks like I ****ed some freak last night and she scratched my chest. I had ice on it all morning so far and it aint goin away. Im definetly dead tonight I think im gonna tell her me and my brother got in a fight. I cant think of anything else but it aint gonna be good.Originally posted by bowbow View PostComment
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yea...i'm thinking there aint no phuqin way i'd be on that stage...i'd told the girl "keep the $" and told my boy "sorry about your money, shouldnt be so stupid"!! no-way that wouldve went downHE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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hello... safety word???
if you don't know what that is, you shouldn't allow others to tie you up..
payback ideas to follow
exlax in the brownies.. always a holiday favoriteRon Paul president 2008Comment
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I didnt think she was gonna hit me hard enough to bruise i thought it was gonna be nothing so I didnt mind at first. Now I wish i ran off stageOriginally posted by daved150 View PostComment
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I know i gotta do something good but there is nothing that will completly pay him back that took me outta the mood to see naked girls and if my GF sees my chest anytime in the next few days im dead.Originally posted by SpyWizard View PostComment
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Yes, he needs to die! Of course, you could always use the excuse you guys were watching UFC and starting wrestling around and fighting with one another. Besides that excuse, you are screwed.Originally posted by alluprbdy View PostI used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.
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We went to Vegas for my college roommates bachelor party. We got him on stage and they did the same thing to him. The only difference is they messed up and his boxers came down and he had that bad boy completely shaved. No high n tight, no trim up, no nothing. That spit was completely bald. He looked sooooo ghey!Comment
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damn I would be PISSED. Go back to that joint and **** smack her in the grill.Comment
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when I saw this topic I was like this is gonna be good ! lol ...yeah definitely get him back strippers get paid to do anything dance ,spank/whip , fu_k and get to mess wit guys that have girlfriends = priceless"Workout each rep till I drop the uglyiest , meanest face"Comment
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The one back home if they found out it was your birthday. They would pull you on stage and strip you down to your underwear and work really hard to give you a hard onComment
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that suck what are you going to say?Comment
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