Snick and Lily

[angryoldman]

You 2 kids remind me so much of my wife and I when we were younger. I see you guys talking to each other on the chatboard above, and see things like "I can't wait to see you!". And "I miss you!" It's so sweet. It brings a tear to my eye. Almost like a good feeling gas bubble in my gut. It's so nice
However, I want to see you 8 years later, like me and Mrs. Angry. We chat with each other all day via instant messenger. But it's more like this:
Mrs. Angry: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Angry: Steak!
Mrs. Angry: Tough shit. How about Hamburger Helper?
Angry: That stuff is nasty!
Mrs. Angry: So is sleeping next to you every night
Angry: *****
Mrs. Angry: Dickhead
Angry: Go phuque yourself
Mrs. Angry: I do every night after you fall alsleep. It feels better when I do it.
Angry: Eat by yourself tonight ya chooch. I'm going to the bar.
Mrs. Angry: Good. I hope you choke on a chicken wing.
Angry: Love ya
Mrs. Angry: Love you to.

[BIGFOST]

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wow sounds like conversations ive had actually

[McKenzie]

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ewww...this is right up my alley....I should post some of mine and Steve's IM conversations....Ya'll would LOVE it!

[pigmeat]

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Reps for ya AOM! That isfunny

[kite]

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lol

[snickers1]

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LMAO!!! very funny
i know in eight years it will sound more like
when i get home i will be like june i am home
Ward guess what the beav did today ....

nah will be more like ward get your a@# up stairs the beav is hungry and has missed you all day!!!

[Lily]

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LOL AOM I know your lying about you and Mrs Angry talking like that to each other..your probably just as lovey as ever!

In 8 yrs we'll post our chat conversation for ya!

[angryoldman]

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LMAO!!! very funny
i know in eight years it will sound more like
when i get home i will be like june i am home
Ward guess what the beav did today ....

nah will be more like ward get your a@# up stairs the beav is hungry and has missed you all day!!!

Get the phuque out of here. Your relationship is still new. The sex is great! It's adventurous! You're still exploring each others bodies, finding new and exciting positions! It's all sooooooo wonderful!!!
8 years from now, you'll be lucky if she rubs your back.
Q) What's the most effective way to cure a nymphomaniac???
A) Marry her

[Lily]

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LMAO!!! very funny
i know in eight years it will sound more like
when i get home i will be like june i am home
Ward guess what the beav did today ....

nah will be more like ward get your a@# up stairs the beav is hungry and has missed you all day!!!

LOL damn straight....and just think in 8-9 years there shouldn't be any kids in this house or at least hardly at all....i feel bad for the neighbors then! LOL

[angryoldman]

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LOL AOM I know your lying about you and Mrs Angry talking like that to each other..your probably just as lovey as ever!

In 8 yrs we'll post our chat conversation for ya!

Here is an ACTUAL email from my wife to me and a few other family members. No bull shit. An actual email:

-------------- Original message --------------
From: XXXXXXXXXXX
Just in case you weren't aware - will be continuing the pollyana game this year for all siblings and their spouses - (Kate and John included, in case I had to specify!)
These are the rules so that no one gets jipped out of a nice gift.
Again you will purchase a gift that is VALUED at least $25 - if you get it on sale - you win!!!

Dinner will be at our house Christmas night around 4:30 or so and we'll exchange gifts after that. Please let me know if this schedule doesn't work for any of you!
XXX
My response???????? :
It doesn't work for me. I don't want all those people at our house

[O2BESOHUGE]

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ISNT MARRIAGE A GIFT STRAIGHT FROM GOD?

[daved150]

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lmao...i hope it aint really like that for you aom! i couldnt imagine

[pigmeat]

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I rarely talk to my wife any more,lol...Its like.."wana Fu ck?" ...."Yeah, but hurry"...."Ok, get undrssed"

[angryoldman]

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ISNT MARRIAGE A GIFT STRAIGHT FROM GOD?

I'm convinced it is. It's a gift from the God of Misery and Misfortune.

[angryoldman]

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I rarely talk to my wife any more,lol...Its like.."wana Fu ck?" ...."Yeah, but hurry"...."Ok, get undrssed"

Wow. You guys get undressed? I gotta try that sometime.