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---------------------------------------------------------------- "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
---------------------------------------------------------------- Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
just the pants down around the ankles...thats far enough...
LOL well depending on the circumstances, that can be quite errotic!
---------------------------------------------------------------- "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
---------------------------------------------------------------- Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
lmao...i hope it aint really like that for you aom! i couldnt imagine
Ahhhh, me and my wife have a good time. We joke a lot, but it's all good. It's me for Pete's sake. Any woman that marries me, and expects me to be serious even 1/10th of the time, doesn't know me pretty well. I'm the guy all the family wants at the parties. Put a few drinks in me and I'll keep y'all laughing all night. Plus, everyone has known me long enough, that I can pull a Michael Richards and get away with it.
I'll say something to my wife like "You wanna phuque?"
Then she'll say "Oh, how romantic. You know I need to hear romantic things to get me in the mood."
So I'll say "OK. Your titties are gorgeous. How's that?"
That's kind of joking around relationship we have. The best part is planning sex around kids sleep schedules. It's like a Covert Military operation.
"OK, you put Grace to bed. I'll get Andrew to bed. We'll meet in the bedroom under the covers at 21:00 hours. I'll have a bottle of milk near by in case operation "Andrew goes to Sleep" fails. syncronize the watches.....and..........GO!" (theme song from mission impossible plays in the background)
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
LOL well depending on the circumstances, that can be quite errotic!
ACTUALLY, when you guys meet at home for lunch and decide to have a quickie, nothing beats pants around the ankles bent over on the sofa. Erotica at it's best. The wife and I used to do that a lot.
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
Get the phuque out of here. Your relationship is still new. The sex is great! It's adventurous! You're still exploring each others bodies, finding new and exciting positions! It's all sooooooo wonderful!!!
well we are not sixteen year old kids but yes i agree the sex is great! and yes god knows we have explored the heck out each other not once not twice but many time and by god it is an adventure everytime....shiot new postions heck we are inventing new ones
“Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”
JUST WAIT IT WILL GET OLD AND THE SPARK WILL DIE DOWN SOME.
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is the object of the game to keep the spark alive....
after several years, the object just becomes to make it through another miserable day.
"I never knew what happiness was until I got married........by then, it was too late."
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
yea, but then, around the 13-14th year, it sparks back up bigger than ever!
unless you get divorced..LOLOL
---------------------------------------------------------------- "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
---------------------------------------------------------------- Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
after several years, the object just becomes to make it through another miserable day.
"I never knew what happiness was until I got married........by then, it was too late."
see everything you posted i might of agreed with 100% a few years ago but
after losing my wife and 4yr son in a car accident a few years ago, I will not take any relationship for granted life is short and if you have someone that compliments you perfectly then enjoy every day who wants to leave the house fighting and come home to an emtpy home...
sorry to blow the post up guys i still find all the post very funny
“Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”
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