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    Stoopid electric razor!!

    I broke 1 of the protective blade covers on my electric razor. I didn't think it would be a problem till today. Somehow my lip got in there and jammed the razor! Then I couldn't get the razor off my lip. It was bleeding, hurting like crazy, and the effen girlfriend is just sitting there nearly pissing her pants laughing.

    I finally ended up just yanking it off. Took a chunk of my lip with it. Now it looks like I've got a cold sore or something like that.

    I threw that piece of trash in garage!
    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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    you remind me of kramer sometimes.

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    • #3
      lol sorry bro but that is funny
      Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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      • #4
        ouch... Thats gonna leave a mark.... lol
        "A pump is like cumming"
        -Arnold Schwarzenegger-

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        • #5
          sounds painful

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          • #6
            Originally posted by pudgy
            you remind me of kramer sometimes.
            Really... I'm not that wacky..

            Tho a garbage compactor in my shower's drain would be kinda sweet... lol.. peeling veggies and taking a shower at the same time...
            RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

            Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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            • #7
              Poor Gear!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SpoyledBrat
                Poor Gear!
                Wanna kiss it better?
                RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                • #9
                  Re: Ouch my lip!

                  Originally posted by Got Gear?
                  Stoopid electric razor!!

                  I broke 1 of the protective blade covers on my electric razor. I didn't think it would be a problem till today. Somehow my lip got in there and jammed the razor! Then I couldn't get the razor off my lip. It was bleeding, hurting like crazy, and the effen girlfriend is just sitting there nearly pissing her pants laughing.

                  I finally ended up just yanking it off. Took a chunk of my lip with it. Now it looks like I've got a cold sore or something like that.

                  I threw that piece of trash in garage!
                  Dont take any guff off your gf ,see this thread
                  :http://www.fitnessgeared.com/forum/s...&threadid=6610
                  "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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                  • #10
                    omg i bet that was fun

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                    • #11
                      Re: Ouch my lip!

                      Originally posted by Got Gear?
                      I finally ended up just yanking it off. Took a chunk of my lip with it.
                      I wonder how many people cringed & touched their lip as they read that :p
                      *lmao* I know I did!

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                      • #12
                        LMAO - that shower thing was hilarious!

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                        • #13
                          Somehow, your avatar fit you!!!
                          My pain is caused by my pleasure!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by god smacked
                            Somehow, your avatar fit you!!!
                            scary isn't it?

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                            • #15
                              three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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