I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

[supasaiyan99]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

It's Mine....ALL MINE!

You are one lucky bro! When you're tired of her send her my way!!!

[NATE]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

You are one lucky bro! When you're tired of her send her my way!!!

Are you implying that i will get tired of it or just hoping?


seriously, how would you get tired of that?

[supasaiyan99]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

Are you implying that i will get tired of it or just hoping?


seriously, how would you get tired of that?

Come on bro! Didn't your mom teach you to share!!!!

[NATE]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

Come on bro! Didn't your mom teach you to share!!!!

I'm like a famished dog, you get near my goods and i'm gonna bite the shiot out of you!


And yes, i can lick myself

[space mountain]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

good deal bro !

[supasaiyan99]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

I'm like a famished dog, you get near my goods and i'm gonna bite the shiot out of you!


And yes, i can lick myself

lol....nuff said bro! You can keep it!!!

[kite]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

Since i now have a minute i'll tell you guys what went down.

I don't know if i told you guys if my sister in law was going to be with me or not but she was bc i had no idea where he lived and she did ( or a rather a general idea of where he did)

So i get into his town ( about an hour from my house) and i'm in his neighborhood at a gas station getting drinks and snacks and such. Apparently this guy lived closer to this gas station than my sis remembered bc wheni got out of the store he was in the parking lot waiting for me. I guess he saw my sis get out of my car and knew what was up as he was expecting me anyways. Even in his ghetto ass hood he stood out like a sore thumb so i knew it was him as soon as i walked out of the store. he did exactly what he said he was going to do and came at me like a raging bull, he said nothing, i said nothing.

I guess his intentions was to catch me off guard and intimidate me by his stature and his aggressiveness. I guess he forgot that he told me what he was going to do to me and i expected this out of him..i don't know lol

So he gets close enough to me and gives me his best tough guy look and I think ( not really sure) that he tried to head butt me. Kinda weird bc he was neither in the right position or close enough to inflict any serious damage to me. I simply stepped to one side and watched him throw out his neck lol...it was pretty funn, really. So i took a step or two back and waited for his next move, wich took forever....he was lost as his initial strike netted him nothing but pain to himself. He was making all kind of noise and being as loud as he could, yelling and screaming and saying all this violent stuff that he was going to do to me. I stood there saying nothing. it seemed like every word that came from his mouth caused him to get a little more out of breath. Keep in mind that his rant is really only lasting a few seconds.

Then he comes at me again like he wants to take me to the ground and use his size... I let him take me down.

Why he wanted me on the ground i will never know bc as soon as we hit i rolled and took control of his back. Then i wrapped him up, locked my fet together, rolled him onto his side and put a half assed rear naked choke on him. It was applied very poorly and i have no idea how he didn't get out of it. Seconds later i sank it in reall good and slowly applied pressure. At this point it's over, this guy was way to weak, barely breathing and getting choked out without resistance. So i stop applying pressure and hold him in a good spot...letting him know how i felt about him, my mom, my dad and everything else, along with a few alpha male choice words. I made it very clear that he never has a shot at taking me out and that i would destroy him if i catch wind of him and my mom again....then asked him " do you remember what you said about my dad yesterday?" he could barely breath so i knew an answer was probably impossible to get...i asked him again, applying more pressure...and again with even more pressure....he started gurgling and turned purple...i let it go on for about 3-5 seconds and then let him go.

As i got up off the ground i used the side of his head to push off of...he just laid there gasping for air.

I stood up, brushed myself off, pick up my gatorade, checked my hair ( lol) and then left...


problem solved...

lol, you should have jacked his wallet on your way out and told him he owed you for your wasted time and gas.

[NATE]

Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...

lol, you should have jacked his wallet on your way out and told him he owed you for your wasted time and gas.

that woulda been great!



i wish i woulda thought of that