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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
So what happened dude?
So what happened dude?
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NO PAIN, NO GAIN
KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
so is nate in jail??
TGIF NATE !!I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
WHERE'S MY MAN!?! I hope still in one piece!!!
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
No i'm not in jail lol....
That guy was the biggest chump i've ever met.(literally) Big ass dude full of prison tats, biker gear, combat boots , whatever it took to make him look tough. Problem is he wasn't. This guy is the typical intimidator that operates his entire life intimidating people to get what he wants...seriously, he was chump a big 280 lbs sack of shit!
It was funny when he came at me balls to the walls and i didn't flinch, he didn't know what to do and you could see it in his eyes. he must have been the cell block ***** in the slammer bc he can't fight a lick...i didn't even have to punch him, thats how big of a limpwrist he was.
Problem solved, not a mark on me and i can guarantee he wont be talking to my mom anytime soon...
kinda sucks as i was hoping for some battle wounds *sigh*Comment
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
Originally posted by NATE
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL) Comment
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
That's a weird turn of events. You should have recorded the incident to share at family reunions.Originally posted by NATE
Good Job!
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
i was hoping you was going to clown his ass...oh well.SUPERMOD@ LORDSOFIRON.COM (invite only)
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
I didOriginally posted by pigmeat
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
Since i now have a minute i'll tell you guys what went down.
I don't know if i told you guys if my sister in law was going to be with me or not but she was bc i had no idea where he lived and she did ( or a rather a general idea of where he did)
So i get into his town ( about an hour from my house) and i'm in his neighborhood at a gas station getting drinks and snacks and such. Apparently this guy lived closer to this gas station than my sis remembered bc wheni got out of the store he was in the parking lot waiting for me. I guess he saw my sis get out of my car and knew what was up as he was expecting me anyways. Even in his ghetto ass hood he stood out like a sore thumb so i knew it was him as soon as i walked out of the store. he did exactly what he said he was going to do and came at me like a raging bull, he said nothing, i said nothing.
I guess his intentions was to catch me off guard and intimidate me by his stature and his aggressiveness. I guess he forgot that he told me what he was going to do to me and i expected this out of him..i don't know lol
So he gets close enough to me and gives me his best tough guy look and I think ( not really sure) that he tried to head butt me. Kinda weird bc he was neither in the right position or close enough to inflict any serious damage to me. I simply stepped to one side and watched him throw out his neck lol...it was pretty funn, really. So i took a step or two back and waited for his next move, wich took forever....he was lost as his initial strike netted him nothing but pain to himself. He was making all kind of noise and being as loud as he could, yelling and screaming and saying all this violent stuff that he was going to do to me. I stood there saying nothing. it seemed like every word that came from his mouth caused him to get a little more out of breath. Keep in mind that his rant is really only lasting a few seconds.
Then he comes at me again like he wants to take me to the ground and use his size... I let him take me down.
Why he wanted me on the ground i will never know bc as soon as we hit i rolled and took control of his back. Then i wrapped him up, locked my fet together, rolled him onto his side and put a half assed rear naked choke on him. It was applied very poorly and i have no idea how he didn't get out of it. Seconds later i sank it in reall good and slowly applied pressure. At this point it's over, this guy was way to weak, barely breathing and getting choked out without resistance. So i stop applying pressure and hold him in a good spot...letting him know how i felt about him, my mom, my dad and everything else, along with a few alpha male choice words. I made it very clear that he never has a shot at taking me out and that i would destroy him if i catch wind of him and my mom again....then asked him " do you remember what you said about my dad yesterday?" he could barely breath so i knew an answer was probably impossible to get...i asked him again, applying more pressure...and again with even more pressure....he started gurgling and turned purple...i let it go on for about 3-5 seconds and then let him go.
As i got up off the ground i used the side of his head to push off of...he just laid there gasping for air.
I stood up, brushed myself off, pick up my gatorade, checked my hair ( lol) and then left...
problem solved...Comment
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
HAHAHAHA! Awesome bro! I yet again would rep you if I could!Comment
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
It only lasted like 2-3 minutes and half of that was him making an ass of himself...Originally posted by DJDIGGLER
Kinda of a let down, i didn't even raise my heart rate or break a sweat...
Oh well, thats what sex is for i guess
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
I can't stand tough guys! I love how he ran up acting like he's some sort of hard ass. Then it's even better that you put the fool in his place for thinking he's tough shit!Comment
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
I think that if i would have kept away from him he would have beat his own ass. He was severly out of shape, weaker then a mofo and had ZERO skills..Originally posted by DJDIGGLER
In a weird way i hope he continues his bs, that way i'm justified in having a little fun with him. You know the type of fun where you **** him up, sit on his chest, make fun of him, elbow his face...make fun of him, elbow him again, spit on him...break his nose (again)...ask him who his daddy is....use other elbow...slap him a few times, headbutt him...grab his hand and break a few fingers, drop another uncontested elbow on him...spit on him again....
you know, fun stuff lolComment
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
lol...welll problem solved. Good job dude!!!
Who' ass is that in your avatar? I likes!!!NO PAIN, NO GAIN
KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN
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Re: I'm going to have to trash my "cousin"...
It's Mine....ALL MINE!Originally posted by supasaiyan99Comment
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